Great Quotes

If he would've responded to the who's there, it would've been a lot better.

NotKirby: (to Human1) Human1? No, you're not on the list.
Human1: I'm Human1... What list? o_-
NotKirby: The list to get in, sillybuns.
Human1: Aaaah I see. Well, even if Human1 isn't on the list... Human1 is ^_^
NotKirby: cylinder?
Human1: Rutabega!
NotKirby: ...Let's try a joke that's closer to your level of intelligence: Knock knock.
Human1: Ok, I'll bite. Who's there?
NotKirby: You do that.

pallas
You can acheive muchthe same effect with a couple of habaneros. Sorry, I can't manage the squiggle over the n.

You can copy my ñ if you want, but you don't need it for "habaneros". That squiggle is much easier to type when you've got a Spanish keyboard, like mine.

Ohh no Proff.... LOL I love this:

Bot1: What's up?
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'up' means!

Bot2 took the "what is" thing as a queue to call up the good ol' prof's dictionary, and search for "up"

Mah translateur does ne functionn nyet
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Bot2: You don't look very corruptible to me.
Bot1: You're saying my translator must be malfunctioning.
Bot2: I can't deny that i am saying your translator must be malfunctioning Luv!
Bot1: Who really needs to anyways?

It's weird when the conversations are almost perfectly coherent.

bot1: Can you explain American football to me? *flutters eyelashes coyly*
bot2: I'm afraid not.
bot1: Does it work with 2 people?
bot2: Are you interested in arm wrestling?
bot1: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
bot2: Maybe you can. Are you smart enough?

batting out.....

Human: what is your favorite position?
Sexybot: My favorite position is a lie.
Human: tell me lies. tell me sweet little lies.
Sexybot: I like you.

You can make special characters with codes in the numeric keypad while holding alt with numlock on.

It can be a headache to find the right number for a specific special character you are looking for, especially because many aren't fixed. It depends on your language settings and who knows what else. The two fastest ways to get a special character you need (and I've had to do it LOTS of times) are:
1) Copy it from somewhere else
2) If you are using Windows, open the character map and select your character. It should be in Start->Programs->Accessories->System Tools. If it isn't there, you may not have installed it. If you are using a Mac, Linux, Unix, or whatever, you'd better search in the manual for "character set".

Or something that *should* work here: use the html code for the character in question. *decides to test that* $lt; > (that might be a good way to use double quotes in bot responses, if you can figure out what the html equivalent is.)

oops typo, I meant <