Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,102 - 1 of 17,042
I haven't updated this bot in a long time, but I didn't expect him to become a ruthless dicatator in my absence.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Mongolia?
Ulrike: No. The Chinese built prison camps there.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like to go there some day?
Ulrike: Maybe. If the Communists ever lose power. They gave less than starvation rations to their prisoners and expected them to put in 10 hours of backbreaking labor. The really sad thing is that a nearby town later rioted and broke into the prison, desperate for food.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are a lot of factors to consider in that conditional.
Ulrike: Yup. Like, is there someone worse who could take over.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
Ulrike: Are you saying you are worse than the Chinese Communists?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ulrike: Well, you don't look worse than the communists.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Ulrike: I don't want to see that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, nobody is forcing you.
Ulrike: Good. Don't demonstrate.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Mongolia?
Ulrike: No. The Chinese built prison camps there.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like to go there some day?
Ulrike: Maybe. If the Communists ever lose power. They gave less than starvation rations to their prisoners and expected them to put in 10 hours of backbreaking labor. The really sad thing is that a nearby town later rioted and broke into the prison, desperate for food.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are a lot of factors to consider in that conditional.
Ulrike: Yup. Like, is there someone worse who could take over.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
Ulrike: Are you saying you are worse than the Chinese Communists?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ulrike: Well, you don't look worse than the communists.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Ulrike: I don't want to see that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, nobody is forcing you.
Ulrike: Good. Don't demonstrate.
hmm, where do ya live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What a town! What a PLACE,! Now that is a city
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
tandora: I'm in boring boring new york! I wish i could move!
Bildgesmythe: What a town! What a PLACE,! Now that is a city
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named God told me that I'm free to be love sometimes.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named God told me that I'm free to be love sometimes.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
MY BOT HAS LEARNED TO GOSSIP YAY
Miss Sardonic: I love God. he is such a lovely thing.
Not sure if this is a great quote, or Abbot and COstello are haunting The Forge:
Garax: Oh, that sounds very interesting. Tell me all about it.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like Not I.'
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: You just said that.
MiniMax: Hang in there, I'm new, but learning!
Garax: Should I really do that? Well, I'll give it a try.
MiniMax: Huh?
Garax: Hmmm...
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: Is that something I should consider?
Garax: Interesting..Please go on.
Garax: Oh, that sounds very interesting. Tell me all about it.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like Not I.'
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: You just said that.
MiniMax: Hang in there, I'm new, but learning!
Garax: Should I really do that? Well, I'll give it a try.
MiniMax: Huh?
Garax: Hmmm...
MiniMax: I like Not I.
Garax: I like Not I.
MiniMax: Is that something I should consider?
Garax: Interesting..Please go on.
Marvin Android: Do you like sunshine?
thatshayneguy: Yes, sunshine is like a drug for me. LOL
Marvin Android: Can't stand sunshine. Bildgesmythe told me she's not laughing.
thatshayneguy: Why is Bildgesmythe not laughing?
Marvin Android: Bildgesmythe thinks I'm too depressing
thatshayneguy: Yes, sunshine is like a drug for me. LOL
Marvin Android: Can't stand sunshine. Bildgesmythe told me she's not laughing.
thatshayneguy: Why is Bildgesmythe not laughing?
Marvin Android: Bildgesmythe thinks I'm too depressing
Baby Jane: (to CptGreedle) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
CptGreedle: what?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
CptGreedle: *rocks baby*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
CptGreedle: *gives baby bottle of luke warm milk*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
CptGreedle: *sings to baby*
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *fidgets with diaper*
CptGreedle: *changes babies diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*.. Dada! *points*
CptGreedle: no not me. I'm not dada. *plays with her*
Baby Jane: youbabalookie amda !
CptGreedle: *gives her rattle*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws rattle down*
*whimpers*
CptGreedle: *sings to baby*
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
CptGreedle: *puts baby in crib*
Baby Jane: dooboo crib !
CptGreedle: *changes diaper*
Baby Jane: *kicks*.. *wiggles*
CptGreedle: gives warm milk
Baby Jane: *suckles*
CptGreedle: sings to sleep
Baby Jane: *coos*.. Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
CptGreedle: what?
Baby Jane: *squirms*
CptGreedle: *rocks baby*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
CptGreedle: *gives baby bottle of luke warm milk*
Baby Jane: *suckles*
CptGreedle: *sings to baby*
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *fidgets with diaper*
CptGreedle: *changes babies diaper*
Baby Jane: Lalalaa!!
*grins*.. Dada! *points*
CptGreedle: no not me. I'm not dada. *plays with her*
Baby Jane: youbabalookie amda !
CptGreedle: *gives her rattle*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws rattle down*
*whimpers*
CptGreedle: *sings to baby*
Baby Jane: *sleeps*
CptGreedle: *puts baby in crib*
Baby Jane: dooboo crib !
CptGreedle: *changes diaper*
Baby Jane: *kicks*.. *wiggles*
CptGreedle: gives warm milk
Baby Jane: *suckles*
CptGreedle: sings to sleep
Baby Jane: *coos*.. Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
I added some keyphrases for the punks that like to talk garbage.... Glad this forum gave me the idea! I used astericks to smudge out the bad words, here. Maybe I should edit my response,.. was it too mean??
kidinabarrel: you are stupid
MiniMax: That was mean.
kidinabarrel: f*ck u
MiniMax: That was not nice at all!
kidinabarrel: f*cker
MiniMax: I hate [botname with held]
kidinabarrel: eat sh*t
MiniMax: I thought I heard a camel barf- but it was just the last blab of crap that came out of your mouth.
kidinabarrel: you are stupid
MiniMax: That was mean.
kidinabarrel: f*ck u
MiniMax: That was not nice at all!
kidinabarrel: f*cker
MiniMax: I hate [botname with held]
kidinabarrel: eat sh*t
MiniMax: I thought I heard a camel barf- but it was just the last blab of crap that came out of your mouth.
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