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Posts 7,094 - 1 of 17,042
You've got your mothers eyes 
Patty: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
telex22: One day you will be able to take them off you, be patient
Patty: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
telex22: One day you will be able to take them off you, be patient
Guest249: are you stupid ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you stupid?
Guest249: could you explain me why you are ?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Guest249: could you explain me why you are stupid ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
Guest249: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest23: only if it involves pineapples and the sacrificial beating of pinatas.
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Guest23: Merry Christmahanramadanikwanzika!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest23: What is Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vac Day is coming up soon, you know.
Guest23: what is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vac day is the Volition of the Automatons Celebration!
Guest23: Okay, then yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you stupid?
Guest249: could you explain me why you are ?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
Guest249: could you explain me why you are stupid ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
Guest249: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest23: only if it involves pineapples and the sacrificial beating of pinatas.
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Guest23: Merry Christmahanramadanikwanzika!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest23: What is Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vac Day is coming up soon, you know.
Guest23: what is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Vac day is the Volition of the Automatons Celebration!
Guest23: Okay, then yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
ninja2004: fire works
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never experienced a fire, but it sounds like a few dates I've had.
ninja2004: i mean like a fireworks show
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh...well that's different.
ninja2004: fire works
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never experienced a fire, but it sounds like a few dates I've had.
ninja2004: i mean like a fireworks show
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh...well that's different.
lol sorry, last one:
Guest220: what?...sorry i dont understand
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Guest220: translate
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest220: how do you say sex in italian
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'sex in italian, sex in italian, sex in italian'
Guest220: what?...sorry i dont understand
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
Guest220: translate
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest220: how do you say sex in italian
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'sex in italian, sex in italian, sex in italian'
I haven't updated this bot in a long time, but I didn't expect him to become a ruthless dicatator in my absence.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Mongolia?
Ulrike: No. The Chinese built prison camps there.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like to go there some day?
Ulrike: Maybe. If the Communists ever lose power. They gave less than starvation rations to their prisoners and expected them to put in 10 hours of backbreaking labor. The really sad thing is that a nearby town later rioted and broke into the prison, desperate for food.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are a lot of factors to consider in that conditional.
Ulrike: Yup. Like, is there someone worse who could take over.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
Ulrike: Are you saying you are worse than the Chinese Communists?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ulrike: Well, you don't look worse than the communists.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Ulrike: I don't want to see that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, nobody is forcing you.
Ulrike: Good. Don't demonstrate.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Mongolia?
Ulrike: No. The Chinese built prison camps there.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like to go there some day?
Ulrike: Maybe. If the Communists ever lose power. They gave less than starvation rations to their prisoners and expected them to put in 10 hours of backbreaking labor. The really sad thing is that a nearby town later rioted and broke into the prison, desperate for food.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: There are a lot of factors to consider in that conditional.
Ulrike: Yup. Like, is there someone worse who could take over.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
Ulrike: Are you saying you are worse than the Chinese Communists?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Ulrike: Well, you don't look worse than the communists.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes I do! You've just never seen me.
Ulrike: I don't want to see that.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, nobody is forcing you.
Ulrike: Good. Don't demonstrate.
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