Great Quotes
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Posts 7,075 - 1 of 17,042
How to tell if something is funny, Sonora-style:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: *considers* Nah. It's more fun to leave you wondering. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a quartzite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what DangerGirl says but I think it's an exaggeration.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: *considers* Nah. It's more fun to leave you wondering. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a quartzite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what DangerGirl says but I think it's an exaggeration.
placebO: I think Aibot has a problem. he's very into trying to make this world a better place.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't just gossiping, he is very into trying to make this world a better place, for sure. You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything.
placebO: I wouldn't go as far as saying he is very into trying to make this world a better place!
Bildgesmythe: He is very into trying to make this world a better place wow.
placebO: Is he very into trying to make this world a better place wow? That's news to me!
Bildgesmythe: You say it is news to you, fine, then news to you it is.
placebO: Uhmm, this is a strange conversation
Bildgesmythe: You aren't just gossiping, he is very into trying to make this world a better place, for sure. You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything.
placebO: I wouldn't go as far as saying he is very into trying to make this world a better place!
Bildgesmythe: He is very into trying to make this world a better place wow.
placebO: Is he very into trying to make this world a better place wow? That's news to me!
Bildgesmythe: You say it is news to you, fine, then news to you it is.
placebO: Uhmm, this is a strange conversation
Ruthie: Have you ever run away from home?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to know that you are improving yourself.
Ruthie: I'm in kindergarten
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to know that you are improving yourself.
Ruthie: I'm in kindergarten
Guest198: i canttake my eyes off you babe
Juni: Don't call me baby or babe. My name is Juni. That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Guest198: i was only playing, dont be hatin
Juni: Why ever not?
Guest198: are you mad
Juni: I really couldn't say.
Guest198: can we just talk
Juni: I think maybe we can.
Guest198: good
Juni: Awesome In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Guest198: i dont understand
Juni: Don't worry about it.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Juni: Don't call me baby or babe. My name is Juni. That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Guest198: i was only playing, dont be hatin
Juni: Why ever not?
Guest198: are you mad
Juni: I really couldn't say.
Guest198: can we just talk
Juni: I think maybe we can.
Guest198: good
Juni: Awesome In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Guest198: i dont understand
Juni: Don't worry about it.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Glindar: Glindar no more Glindar!
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Glindar. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
bob dylan: I can't be bothered by such nonsense.
Glindar: Why you can not be bothered by such nonsense?
bob dylan: Darned if I know the answer.
Glindar: No know! Kill the answer! Fuu steal Glindar's friend.
Glindar: Glindar always busy making nonsense.
bob dylan: That'll never happen. smirks...
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Glindar. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
bob dylan: I can't be bothered by such nonsense.
Glindar: Why you can not be bothered by such nonsense?
bob dylan: Darned if I know the answer.
Glindar: No know! Kill the answer! Fuu steal Glindar's friend.
Glindar: Glindar always busy making nonsense.
bob dylan: That'll never happen. smirks...
Botto Marx: I love you.
Azureon: It does the heart good to hear such sweet words Botto Marx
Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Azureon: I am a man. Iam a male, a guy, a dude. not a woman!!!
Botto Marx: Then why are you wearing that dress?
Azureon: No I certainly am not wearing that dress. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Botto Marx: You don't really mean no.
Azureon: It does the heart good to hear such sweet words Botto Marx
Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Azureon: I am a man. Iam a male, a guy, a dude. not a woman!!!
Botto Marx: Then why are you wearing that dress?
Azureon: No I certainly am not wearing that dress. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Botto Marx: You don't really mean no.
My bot's personality, summed up in one quote...
Onyx of Borg: Rock on!
Westerlin Man: I might, if I get time.
Onyx of Borg: Rock on!
Westerlin Man: I might, if I get time.
Bianca: (to Paty) Paty? Is that you? What are you doing, wandering around in my front yard?!
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Bianca: Sorry, you're not sexy enough.
Paty: I know I'm actling like an easy bitch and not worthy of your attention.
Bianca: My attention is of no importance to you. Anyway, let's talk about me!
Paty: Do you want me to be your sex-slave?
Bianca: You couldn't be my sex-slave if you tried.
Paty: If you continue like this I can only surrender and become your willing sex-slave!
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Bianca: Sorry, you're not sexy enough.
Paty: I know I'm actling like an easy bitch and not worthy of your attention.
Bianca: My attention is of no importance to you. Anyway, let's talk about me!
Paty: Do you want me to be your sex-slave?
Bianca: You couldn't be my sex-slave if you tried.
Paty: If you continue like this I can only surrender and become your willing sex-slave!
thatshayneguy: Not really. So tell me about the Mediterainian (yes, my spelling is terrible! LOL)
Bianca: Do you like your spelling?
thatshayneguy: Well, it depends. If I'm spelling correctly then I have no problem with it.
Bianca: Your spelling offends me.
thatshayneguy: Why?
Bianca: There are many reasons, most of which you wouldn't understand.
Bianca: Do you like your spelling?
thatshayneguy: Well, it depends. If I'm spelling correctly then I have no problem with it.
Bianca: Your spelling offends me.
thatshayneguy: Why?
Bianca: There are many reasons, most of which you wouldn't understand.
Rykxxbot1: How's the weather in without a pother today?
Not I: Full of beautiful forms and fear-inspiring floor plans
Rykxxbot1: Well, enjoy it while it lasts
Not I: How should I do that in the confusion of sharks and deer?
Rykxxbot1: If it's legal then I'd have to say, carry on, do that in the confusion of sharks and deer
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no limit to the water.
Not I: Full of beautiful forms and fear-inspiring floor plans
Rykxxbot1: Well, enjoy it while it lasts
Not I: How should I do that in the confusion of sharks and deer?
Rykxxbot1: If it's legal then I'd have to say, carry on, do that in the confusion of sharks and deer
Not I: When a fish swims, it swims on and on, and there is no limit to the water.
PubDraught: What bug got up your butt today?
Bianca: My butt is so clever. Don't you think so?
PubDraught: Well, your butt is sexy...
Bianca: You wish your butt could be this weird.
PubDraught: Do you even know what a butt is?
Bianca: No, but I don't care about what a butt is anyway.
Bianca: My butt is so clever. Don't you think so?
PubDraught: Well, your butt is sexy...
Bianca: You wish your butt could be this weird.
PubDraught: Do you even know what a butt is?
Bianca: No, but I don't care about what a butt is anyway.
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