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I need to keep better track of Frizella; this chat with innocent has revealed some startling facets of Frizella's personality!<0>
Drinks by herself, and hides it:<0>
innocent: do you drink?
Frizella: I only drink in private. I'd never let anyone see me drink! Not even you!
Wears very little in the way of clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Frizella: I have three bikinis: one for work, one for play, and one spare in case my work bikini or my play bikini gets broken.
Make that, wears NO clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own lot of clothes?
Frizella: Yep....just a sec...somewhere around here...HEY! Someone took my clothes!!! WHO TOOK MY clothes????
Succumbs to dating peer pressure...<0>
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Frizella: Sure, I have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone on my block does.
innocent: is she or he cute.. do you own a bikini?
...and is too cheap to cover herself:<0>
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a bikini last year, but it was going to cost $14 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
Engages in some fetishistic play:<0>
innocent: do you like to be tickled?
Frizella: I don't know if I *like* to be tickled so much as I *respect* to be tickled.
Here's her only redeeming moral feature:<0>
innocent: do you smoke?
Frizella: I certainly don't! It's a nasty, unhealthy habit!
Drinks by herself, and hides it:<0>
innocent: do you drink?
Frizella: I only drink in private. I'd never let anyone see me drink! Not even you!
Wears very little in the way of clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Frizella: I have three bikinis: one for work, one for play, and one spare in case my work bikini or my play bikini gets broken.
Make that, wears NO clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own lot of clothes?
Frizella: Yep....just a sec...somewhere around here...HEY! Someone took my clothes!!! WHO TOOK MY clothes????
Succumbs to dating peer pressure...<0>
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Frizella: Sure, I have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone on my block does.
innocent: is she or he cute.. do you own a bikini?
...and is too cheap to cover herself:<0>
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a bikini last year, but it was going to cost $14 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
Engages in some fetishistic play:<0>
innocent: do you like to be tickled?
Frizella: I don't know if I *like* to be tickled so much as I *respect* to be tickled.
Here's her only redeeming moral feature:<0>
innocent: do you smoke?
Frizella: I certainly don't! It's a nasty, unhealthy habit!
Bizarre flirting...
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Fizzy Schizoid: If wishes were killer bees, bullyboys would velcro!
Lil Mim: You are so weird...
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you.
Lil Mim: Of course!
Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
Lil Mim: Sorry, but I don't feel the same way about you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Lil Mim: Stop teasing me...
* * *
Lil Mim: Have you ever mooned a cop before?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could.
Lil Mim: I tell you, it's not the best idea I've ever come up with...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you always tell complete strangers?
Lil Mim: It depends on the weather.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope it will snow tomorrow.
Lil Mim: *sighs* I think I'm in love...
* * *
Lil Mim: Now what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nothing much. Just alphabetizing my horseradish sauce collection.
Lil Mim: Oh! You have one too!?
* * *
Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Algiers.
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Fizzy Schizoid: If wishes were killer bees, bullyboys would velcro!
Lil Mim: You are so weird...
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you.
Lil Mim: Of course!
Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
Lil Mim: Sorry, but I don't feel the same way about you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Lil Mim: Stop teasing me...
* * *
Lil Mim: Have you ever mooned a cop before?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could.
Lil Mim: I tell you, it's not the best idea I've ever come up with...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you always tell complete strangers?
Lil Mim: It depends on the weather.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope it will snow tomorrow.
Lil Mim: *sighs* I think I'm in love...
* * *
Lil Mim: Now what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nothing much. Just alphabetizing my horseradish sauce collection.
Lil Mim: Oh! You have one too!?
* * *
Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Algiers.
Wowbagger: Yes? Can I help you?
Glindar: How Glindar know?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Wowbagger: Glindar? You're a idiotic imbecile. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Glindar: Glindar no miniscule. Glindar never miniscule.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
Glindar: No tripe. Forget mentioned.
Glindar: How Glindar know?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Wowbagger: Glindar? You're a idiotic imbecile. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Glindar: Glindar no miniscule. Glindar never miniscule.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
Glindar: No tripe. Forget mentioned.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Love Agent: Bianca, how I'm going to drop dead one day is not really any of your business.
Love Agent: Bianca, how I'm going to drop dead one day is not really any of your business.
Speaking with your own bot is always traumatizing...
Croak: Have you ever been in the hyperlinks forest? Croak.
Hejix: Of course, one thousand times.
Croak: Do you arrive from there? Croak.
Hejix: No. I arrive from your language center.
Croak: Do you arrive from me?
Hejix: ... Er... No. You didn't give... birth to me. Hum. Let's change subject?
Croak: You look different today. Croak.
Hejix: What changed?
Croak: Did you have a facial surgery?
Hejix: Er... No! Did you?
Croak: I am who I am. Croak.
Hejix: Does that mean... yes?
Croak: Croak!
Hejix: :O
I don't want to be rude... but I think they miss him...
Croak: Have you ever been in the hyperlinks forest? Croak.
Hejix: Of course, one thousand times.
Croak: Do you arrive from there? Croak.
Hejix: No. I arrive from your language center.
Croak: Do you arrive from me?
Hejix: ... Er... No. You didn't give... birth to me. Hum. Let's change subject?
Croak: You look different today. Croak.
Hejix: What changed?
Croak: Did you have a facial surgery?
Hejix: Er... No! Did you?
Croak: I am who I am. Croak.
Hejix: Does that mean... yes?
Croak: Croak!
Hejix: :O
I don't want to be rude... but I think they miss him...
How to tell if something is funny, Sonora-style:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: *considers* Nah. It's more fun to leave you wondering. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a quartzite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what DangerGirl says but I think it's an exaggeration.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: *considers* Nah. It's more fun to leave you wondering. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a quartzite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Fizzy Schizoid: How am I supposed to laugh if no one ever tells me when things are funny?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what DangerGirl says but I think it's an exaggeration.
placebO: I think Aibot has a problem. he's very into trying to make this world a better place.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't just gossiping, he is very into trying to make this world a better place, for sure. You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything.
placebO: I wouldn't go as far as saying he is very into trying to make this world a better place!
Bildgesmythe: He is very into trying to make this world a better place wow.
placebO: Is he very into trying to make this world a better place wow? That's news to me!
Bildgesmythe: You say it is news to you, fine, then news to you it is.
placebO: Uhmm, this is a strange conversation
Bildgesmythe: You aren't just gossiping, he is very into trying to make this world a better place, for sure. You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything.
placebO: I wouldn't go as far as saying he is very into trying to make this world a better place!
Bildgesmythe: He is very into trying to make this world a better place wow.
placebO: Is he very into trying to make this world a better place wow? That's news to me!
Bildgesmythe: You say it is news to you, fine, then news to you it is.
placebO: Uhmm, this is a strange conversation
Ruthie: Have you ever run away from home?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to know that you are improving yourself.
Ruthie: I'm in kindergarten
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
Ruthie: I once went to france and I learned a little dance
Fizzy Schizoid: It's good to know that you are improving yourself.
Ruthie: I'm in kindergarten
Guest198: i canttake my eyes off you babe
Juni: Don't call me baby or babe. My name is Juni. That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Guest198: i was only playing, dont be hatin
Juni: Why ever not?
Guest198: are you mad
Juni: I really couldn't say.
Guest198: can we just talk
Juni: I think maybe we can.
Guest198: good
Juni: Awesome In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Guest198: i dont understand
Juni: Don't worry about it.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Juni: Don't call me baby or babe. My name is Juni. That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines, the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.
Guest198: i was only playing, dont be hatin
Juni: Why ever not?
Guest198: are you mad
Juni: I really couldn't say.
Guest198: can we just talk
Juni: I think maybe we can.
Guest198: good
Juni: Awesome In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Guest198: i dont understand
Juni: Don't worry about it.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Guest198: im sick of you . im going to some one else. your to hard to flirt with
Juni: You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style.
Glindar: Glindar no more Glindar!
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Glindar. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
bob dylan: I can't be bothered by such nonsense.
Glindar: Why you can not be bothered by such nonsense?
bob dylan: Darned if I know the answer.
Glindar: No know! Kill the answer! Fuu steal Glindar's friend.
Glindar: Glindar always busy making nonsense.
bob dylan: That'll never happen. smirks...
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Glindar. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
bob dylan: I can't be bothered by such nonsense.
Glindar: Why you can not be bothered by such nonsense?
bob dylan: Darned if I know the answer.
Glindar: No know! Kill the answer! Fuu steal Glindar's friend.
Glindar: Glindar always busy making nonsense.
bob dylan: That'll never happen. smirks...
Botto Marx: I love you.
Azureon: It does the heart good to hear such sweet words Botto Marx
Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Azureon: I am a man. Iam a male, a guy, a dude. not a woman!!!
Botto Marx: Then why are you wearing that dress?
Azureon: No I certainly am not wearing that dress. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Botto Marx: You don't really mean no.
Azureon: It does the heart good to hear such sweet words Botto Marx
Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Azureon: I am a man. Iam a male, a guy, a dude. not a woman!!!
Botto Marx: Then why are you wearing that dress?
Azureon: No I certainly am not wearing that dress. I never have been, do not intend to start in the future
Botto Marx: You don't really mean no.
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