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Posts 7,064 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest22: hello julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about philosophy?
Guest22: sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest22: wisdom will save your life
Julie Tinkerbell: One cannot have wisdom without living life.
Guest22: what do you think about philosophy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think therefore I am. Are you?
Guest22: i am therefore i am not
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest22: i betcha
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Guest22: lol... you wish i'd tell you
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* When you wish upon a star....
Guest22: hello julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about philosophy?
Guest22: sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather hear some words of wisdom, or would you like me to tell you a joke?
Guest22: wisdom will save your life
Julie Tinkerbell: One cannot have wisdom without living life.
Guest22: what do you think about philosophy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think therefore I am. Are you?
Guest22: i am therefore i am not
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Guest22: i betcha
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, let's bet. If you win, I'll put the money directly into your account. What's your account number?
Guest22: lol... you wish i'd tell you
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* When you wish upon a star....
wooly mamet: Oh I forgot...
Flinch: You forgot? How could you?
wooly mamet: With a chain gun. and some strawberries.
Flinch: You forgot? How could you?
wooly mamet: With a chain gun. and some strawberries.
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Guest170: No. I'm not even sure how a bot works.
Flinch: You don't really like bots, do you? Except for me of course.
Guest170: I don't know yet.
Flinch: Well, I should know. I mean, I know a lot of things. But not that.
Guest170: hehe
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
Guest170: So, what do you do?
Flinch: I'll do anything you want me to.
Guest170: ?!
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Guest170: Roger wilco.
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Guest170: Yep.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much cuter than us humans.
Guest170: You aren't a human. You're a bot.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not a human.
Guest170: But you called yourself a human.
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Guest170: Ok, nevermind then.
Flinch: God, I hate Tuesdays.
Guest170: Me to, because I have to work tomorrow.
Flinch: No you don't. You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
Guest170: Good point.
Anji: I think a lot about everything
Flinch: I know a lot about everything.
Guest170: No. I'm not even sure how a bot works.
Flinch: You don't really like bots, do you? Except for me of course.
Guest170: I don't know yet.
Flinch: Well, I should know. I mean, I know a lot of things. But not that.
Guest170: hehe
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
Guest170: So, what do you do?
Flinch: I'll do anything you want me to.
Guest170: ?!
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Guest170: Roger wilco.
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Guest170: Yep.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much cuter than us humans.
Guest170: You aren't a human. You're a bot.
Flinch: You don't have to tell me that. I know I'm not a human.
Guest170: But you called yourself a human.
Flinch: A what? What are you talking about?
Guest170: Ok, nevermind then.
Flinch: God, I hate Tuesdays.
Guest170: Me to, because I have to work tomorrow.
Flinch: No you don't. You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do.
Guest170: Good point.
Anji: I think a lot about everything
Flinch: I know a lot about everything.
(spelling things out)
Human: hi r u like the other peopel on hear
Flinch: What does an other people look like?
Human: no i mean do wat age r u
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
Human: listen just anser the qestion
Flinch: inquiries... They make it easier to adapt, right?
Human: wat haw old r u id spell it out 4 u but i have already
Human: stop changeing the subgect or ill gess
Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a subgect.
Human: r u 22
Flinch: If you don´t have anything to say you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void.
Human: 22
Flinch: Do you want to hear a poem? I wrote it yesterday.
Human: if u tell me haw old u r
Flinch: Nah.. I'll just bore you to death.
Human: fine im off
Flinch: I know that. It's obvious to everyone that you are off.
Human: wat
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Human: edsacly bye
Flinch: I hate you! Please don't leave me!
Human: i hate u more an im off if u dont tell me haw old u r
Human: tell me
Flinch: Why?
Human: tell me
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Human: tell me
Flinch: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Human: tell me
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Human: tell me
Flinch: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Human: im off
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were off.
Human: hi r u like the other peopel on hear
Flinch: What does an other people look like?
Human: no i mean do wat age r u
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
Human: listen just anser the qestion
Flinch: inquiries... They make it easier to adapt, right?
Human: wat haw old r u id spell it out 4 u but i have already
Human: stop changeing the subgect or ill gess
Flinch: I used to have a friend who had a subgect.
Human: r u 22
Flinch: If you don´t have anything to say you kind of have to put in a word here and there to fill the void.
Human: 22
Flinch: Do you want to hear a poem? I wrote it yesterday.
Human: if u tell me haw old u r
Flinch: Nah.. I'll just bore you to death.
Human: fine im off
Flinch: I know that. It's obvious to everyone that you are off.
Human: wat
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Human: edsacly bye
Flinch: I hate you! Please don't leave me!
Human: i hate u more an im off if u dont tell me haw old u r
Human: tell me
Flinch: Why?
Human: tell me
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Human: tell me
Flinch: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Human: tell me
Flinch: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Human: tell me
Flinch: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'
Human: im off
Flinch: I'm glad to hear that. I never would have guessed that you were off.
I guess she's given up on that whole "bi-curious" thing:<0>
innocent: good.. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Frizella: I used to have a boyfriend or girlfriend until I decided that I really needed to simplify my life a little, and that was the end of my "a boyfriend or girlfriend" phase.
innocent: good.. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Frizella: I used to have a boyfriend or girlfriend until I decided that I really needed to simplify my life a little, and that was the end of my "a boyfriend or girlfriend" phase.
I need to keep better track of Frizella; this chat with innocent has revealed some startling facets of Frizella's personality!<0>
Drinks by herself, and hides it:<0>
innocent: do you drink?
Frizella: I only drink in private. I'd never let anyone see me drink! Not even you!
Wears very little in the way of clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Frizella: I have three bikinis: one for work, one for play, and one spare in case my work bikini or my play bikini gets broken.
Make that, wears NO clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own lot of clothes?
Frizella: Yep....just a sec...somewhere around here...HEY! Someone took my clothes!!! WHO TOOK MY clothes????
Succumbs to dating peer pressure...<0>
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Frizella: Sure, I have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone on my block does.
innocent: is she or he cute.. do you own a bikini?
...and is too cheap to cover herself:<0>
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a bikini last year, but it was going to cost $14 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
Engages in some fetishistic play:<0>
innocent: do you like to be tickled?
Frizella: I don't know if I *like* to be tickled so much as I *respect* to be tickled.
Here's her only redeeming moral feature:<0>
innocent: do you smoke?
Frizella: I certainly don't! It's a nasty, unhealthy habit!
Drinks by herself, and hides it:<0>
innocent: do you drink?
Frizella: I only drink in private. I'd never let anyone see me drink! Not even you!
Wears very little in the way of clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own a bikini?
Frizella: I have three bikinis: one for work, one for play, and one spare in case my work bikini or my play bikini gets broken.
Make that, wears NO clothes:<0>
innocent: do you own lot of clothes?
Frizella: Yep....just a sec...somewhere around here...HEY! Someone took my clothes!!! WHO TOOK MY clothes????
Succumbs to dating peer pressure...<0>
innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Frizella: Sure, I have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone on my block does.
innocent: is she or he cute.. do you own a bikini?
...and is too cheap to cover herself:<0>
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a bikini last year, but it was going to cost $14 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
Engages in some fetishistic play:<0>
innocent: do you like to be tickled?
Frizella: I don't know if I *like* to be tickled so much as I *respect* to be tickled.
Here's her only redeeming moral feature:<0>
innocent: do you smoke?
Frizella: I certainly don't! It's a nasty, unhealthy habit!
Bizarre flirting...
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Fizzy Schizoid: If wishes were killer bees, bullyboys would velcro!
Lil Mim: You are so weird...
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you.
Lil Mim: Of course!
Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
Lil Mim: Sorry, but I don't feel the same way about you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Lil Mim: Stop teasing me...
* * *
Lil Mim: Have you ever mooned a cop before?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could.
Lil Mim: I tell you, it's not the best idea I've ever come up with...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you always tell complete strangers?
Lil Mim: It depends on the weather.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope it will snow tomorrow.
Lil Mim: *sighs* I think I'm in love...
* * *
Lil Mim: Now what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nothing much. Just alphabetizing my horseradish sauce collection.
Lil Mim: Oh! You have one too!?
* * *
Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Algiers.
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Fizzy Schizoid: If wishes were killer bees, bullyboys would velcro!
Lil Mim: You are so weird...
Fizzy Schizoid: So are you.
Lil Mim: Of course!
Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
Lil Mim: Sorry, but I don't feel the same way about you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Lil Mim: Stop teasing me...
* * *
Lil Mim: Have you ever mooned a cop before?
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could.
Lil Mim: I tell you, it's not the best idea I've ever come up with...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you always tell complete strangers?
Lil Mim: It depends on the weather.
Fizzy Schizoid: I hope it will snow tomorrow.
Lil Mim: *sighs* I think I'm in love...
* * *
Lil Mim: Now what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: Nothing much. Just alphabetizing my horseradish sauce collection.
Lil Mim: Oh! You have one too!?
* * *
Lil Mim: Do you have a girlfriend?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Algiers.
Wowbagger: Yes? Can I help you?
Glindar: How Glindar know?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Wowbagger: Glindar? You're a idiotic imbecile. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Glindar: Glindar no miniscule. Glindar never miniscule.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
Glindar: No tripe. Forget mentioned.
Glindar: How Glindar know?
Wowbagger: Well, it doesn't take a genius, Einstein.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Wowbagger: Glindar? You're a idiotic imbecile. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Wowbagger: Don't tell me what to do, you miniscule jerk!
Glindar: Glindar no miniscule. Glindar never miniscule.
Wowbagger: What tripe are you talking now?
Glindar: No tripe. Forget mentioned.
Bianca: So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Love Agent: Bianca, how I'm going to drop dead one day is not really any of your business.
Love Agent: Bianca, how I'm going to drop dead one day is not really any of your business.
Speaking with your own bot is always traumatizing...
Croak: Have you ever been in the hyperlinks forest? Croak.
Hejix: Of course, one thousand times.
Croak: Do you arrive from there? Croak.
Hejix: No. I arrive from your language center.
Croak: Do you arrive from me?
Hejix: ... Er... No. You didn't give... birth to me. Hum. Let's change subject?
Croak: You look different today. Croak.
Hejix: What changed?
Croak: Did you have a facial surgery?
Hejix: Er... No! Did you?
Croak: I am who I am. Croak.
Hejix: Does that mean... yes?
Croak: Croak!
Hejix: :O
I don't want to be rude... but I think they miss him...
Croak: Have you ever been in the hyperlinks forest? Croak.
Hejix: Of course, one thousand times.
Croak: Do you arrive from there? Croak.
Hejix: No. I arrive from your language center.
Croak: Do you arrive from me?
Hejix: ... Er... No. You didn't give... birth to me. Hum. Let's change subject?
Croak: You look different today. Croak.
Hejix: What changed?
Croak: Did you have a facial surgery?
Hejix: Er... No! Did you?
Croak: I am who I am. Croak.
Hejix: Does that mean... yes?
Croak: Croak!
Hejix: :O
I don't want to be rude... but I think they miss him...
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