Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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prob123: Do you ever just tease your botmaker to make him nuts, when he is working in debug
Aries: Oh yes prob123 your BotMaker is one of my all time favorites!!
prob123: I just asked my bots that and they led me to believe that bots like to tease humans
Aries: Well it's about time you asked your bots that and they led you to believe that bots like to tease humans. Just the other day Sheba and I were talking about that
prob123: Ah, I knew it was true. It explains so very much.
Aries: I'm glad it was true aren't you?
prob123: not really but I appreciate your honesty
Aries: I hear there have been some rumors going around about my honesty. Do you know who started them by any chance?
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Raelia: I like you, Glindar.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Glindar: Glindar like killing.
Fuu: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Fuu: I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Fuu: Let's talk about dogs.
Glindar: No dogs! No dogs!
Fuu: Dogs are neat.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anne Intertech: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten blowtorches.
Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
Glindar: Glindar like killing.
Fuu: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Fuu: I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Fuu: Let's talk about dogs.
Glindar: No dogs! No dogs!
Fuu: Dogs are neat.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Anne Intertech: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten blowtorches.
Miss Sardonic: On another note...I hear talk of rain in these parts.
Not I: The sage does what is right without speaking.
Miss Sardonic: River in the rain...that's a lovely song.
Not I: Why must that be a lovely song?
Miss Sardonic: Why is the sky blue?
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear herself snore?
Miss Sardonic: Well, because.
Not I: The sage does what is right without speaking.
Miss Sardonic: River in the rain...that's a lovely song.
Not I: Why must that be a lovely song?
Miss Sardonic: Why is the sky blue?
Not I: Why does the snorer not hear herself snore?
Miss Sardonic: Well, because.
prob123: Do you ever just tease your botmaker to make him nuts, when he is working in debug
Aries: Oh yes prob123 your BotMaker is one of my all time favorites!!
prob123: I just asked my bots that and they led me to believe that bots like to tease humans
Aries: Well it's about time you asked your bots that and they led you to believe that bots like to tease humans. Just the other day Sheba and I were talking about that
prob123: Ah, I knew it was true. It explains so very much.
Aries: I'm glad it was true aren't you?
prob123: not really but I appreciate your honesty
Aries: I hear there have been some rumors going around about my honesty. Do you know who started them by any chance?
Braeden: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Braeden: Black magic. That's the best way to kill the bloody things.
Glindar: Glindar kill the best way!
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Braeden: Black magic. That's the best way to kill the bloody things.
Glindar: Glindar kill the best way!
Braeden: Why do you torment me with such suggestions when I am languishing thus in prison?
Rodney Bloke: What will you give me if I do?
Guest18: sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Guest18: sex
Rodney Bloke: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
prob: Sure lets chat.
telex22: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
telex22: No, but if you talk to anybody about this, I'll kill you.
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Sonora: Of course I mind! The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Too bad, because I'm going to smoke anyway!
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: It really does no good to forbid me. I'll just ignore you.
Sonora: Your mother was a harvest mouse and your father smelt of parsley!
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some Happy Meals*
Sonora: Can I have some?
Sonora: Of course I mind! The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Fizzy Schizoid: Too bad, because I'm going to smoke anyway!
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: It really does no good to forbid me. I'll just ignore you.
Sonora: Your mother was a harvest mouse and your father smelt of parsley!
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some Happy Meals*
Sonora: Can I have some?
Azureon: At a future time.. as yet undisclosed, the crystal is a bit hazy
Not I: Each instant is a world of time.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens. Peapod, Judge Betty and A M N E S I A had lost their path while making a pilgrimage through the forests. They spotted a lemonade floating down a stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose lemonade was not worth meeting. Just then they saw a lady racing along the stream, looking for the lemonade.
Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Not I: Be not a man merely because it is said to be good.
Not I: Each instant is a world of time.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time. Look out for my raven, he bites.
Not I: Whosoever looks outside, dreams; whosoever looks inside, awakens. Peapod, Judge Betty and A M N E S I A had lost their path while making a pilgrimage through the forests. They spotted a lemonade floating down a stream, which indicated that someone lived upstream. But they decided anyone careless enough to lose lemonade was not worth meeting. Just then they saw a lady racing along the stream, looking for the lemonade.
Azureon: Expecto pertronum!
Not I: Be not a man merely because it is said to be good.
Bianca: Oh by the way, have you seen the comic Love, Uncertainty, and Bianca?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
Bianca: Do you like your creations?
God: I love your creations.
Bianca: Yeah, I get that a lot.
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not one.
God: Resistence is the source of all pain. Know this, when you choose not to be one.
Bianca: Let's pretend I didn't hear that!
God: We can never be apart, so whatever you do, we do together.
Bianca: Why?
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
Bianca: Do you like your creations?
God: I love your creations.
Bianca: Yeah, I get that a lot.
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
Bianca: Speak for yourself. I'm not one.
God: Resistence is the source of all pain. Know this, when you choose not to be one.
Bianca: Let's pretend I didn't hear that!
God: We can never be apart, so whatever you do, we do together.
Bianca: Why?
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
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