Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*slaughters Eugene Meltzner* Please, say the spell!

Oh, you can't slaughter me. I'm not actually in the bar; I'm just typing messages on a message board.

The oldest thing I have is an IBM 8088, currently doing time in my closet. What I like best about it is there's a fully functioning 20MB 5 1/4" double height hard drive that's only two years younger than me.

Ah, the wonders of garage sales. I knew I had to have it! ;P (It was all of $5 about nine years ago)

Okay, okay. "The spell!"

*glows from radioactive contamination* Look how green I am!

We had a Coleco ADAM when I was in high school. About all you could do on it was word processing and playing Buck Rogers.

*sends bar back in time to before spell was placed*

*burns down bar using godly powers*

*sings "i am the pyromaniac me me! the pyromaniac"*

it's scary how many times this bar has been nuked, burned, bombed, transformed, and had every other type of destruction done to it - yet it still stands.

Dogh'd has a very good insurance policy. Say, is anyone still trying to steal the cash register?

....why..no..honest...

what you doing here! *smashs window*