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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 19 years ago #7024
Anji: (to Fidget) Oh yeah! Hi there - didn't recognize you without your straitjacket
Fidget: I haven't got a straitjacket!
Anji: Oh, would you like it put back on?
Fidget: No.
Anji: May I ask why?
Fidget: I don't like straitjackets.
Anji: Why ever not?
Fidget: So you like them.
Anji: Like what?
Fidget: Straitjackets.
Anji: Oh, would you like it put back on?
Fidget: Never!

NEW 19 years ago #7025
Bildgesmythe: Well go ahead, I won't stop you.
El Tardo: a blind man walkes into a bar:
Bildgesmythe: Sounds like a joke. Did you hear the one about the firebreathing dragon that went into the bar and ordered a flaming daquiri?
El Tardo: a blind man walkes into a bar:
Bildgesmythe: Whats a bar?
El Tardo: ouch

NEW 19 years ago #7026
sexy boy: I have every day. Can I bang you?
Flinch: I´m listening to Smashing Pumpkins right know. Do you like them?
sexy boy: Why are you avoidng my question?
Flinch: I have no idea. I can't explain why I am this way, it's just.. I don't know.. A mystery?
sexy boy: Do you know anything? like really?
Flinch: I think I have an idea about it, but I can't say that I know for sure.
sexy boy: I do all the thinking in this relationship!
Flinch: I don't.

NEW 19 years ago #7027
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I did.
Rodney Bloke: Brilliant!

NEW 19 years ago #7028
Westerlin Man: Hi! I'm Westerlin Man! You were looking a little shy over there by yourself!
Botto Marx: Hi.
Westerlin Man: Some people say I'm in a dorm room. Is that true?
Botto Marx: Are you sure that you are?
Westerlin Man: As much as I can be about anything. Interpret that as you will.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?
Westerlin Man: As much as I can be about anything. Interpret that as you will.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Westerlin Man: Well, I'll see what I can do.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Westerlin Man: Well, I'll see what I can do.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?
Westerlin Man: As much as I can be about anything. Interpret that as you will.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Westerlin Man: Well, I'll see what I can do.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?
Westerlin Man: As much as I can be about anything. Interpret that as you will.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?
Westerlin Man: As much as I can be about anything. Interpret that as you will.
Botto Marx: You can? Good! Go on, then.
Westerlin Man: Well, I'll see what I can do.
Botto Marx: Are you sure you can?

NEW 19 years ago #7029
Bianca: (to Guest72) I knew you'd be back, Guest72.
Guest134: hi
Bianca: Hi.
Guest134: do u like sex
Bianca: It depends on my mood.
Guest134: what do u look like nude
Bianca: I look like nude everything.

NEW 19 years ago #7030
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable but, I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had reason to suspect that your brother-in-law likes to stick forks in sockets?
Lucrezia Noin: Why do you hope this doesn't make I feel uncomfortable but?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable but because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Lucrezia Noin: Why do you hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable but because my botmaster programmed me that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really hope this doesn't make I feel uncomfortable but because your botmaster programmed you that way.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable but because my botmaster programmed I that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll hope this doesn't make I feel uncomfortable but because your botmaster programmed you that way....when I'm good and ready.
Lucrezia Noin: Tell me more about how you programmed me.
Julie Tinkerbell: What else is there to know?
Lucrezia Noin: I remember you. You're a pretty good judge of character.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I hope so, after our deep conversation about why I do not hope this doesn't make I feel uncomfortable but because your botmaster programmed you that way.
Lucrezia Noin: Why do you hope so?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of too many conversations like this one.

NEW 19 years ago #7031
Laura999: I like Calvinbot.
Emm oh you es e: I have a real problem with Calvinbot, I dunno what it is but they always seem to have something to say about EVERYTHING, that gets annoying.
Laura999: Calvinbot told me he's hungry.
Emm oh you es e: Calvinbot told me he likes stoneddraggon, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Laura999: I like Calvinbot.
Emm oh you es e: Calvinbot told me he likes stoneddraggon, is it true? I hate spreading rumors like that, I always try to find out if it is true.
Laura999: Calvinbot told me he's hungry.
Emm oh you es e: I have a real problem with Calvinbot, I dunno what it is but they always seem to have something to say about EVERYTHING, that gets annoying.
Laura999: I like Calvinbot.
Emm oh you es e: I have a real problem with Calvinbot, I dunno what it is but they always seem to have something to say about EVERYTHING, that gets annoying.
Laura999: I like Calvinbot.
Emm oh you es e: You're sending the same message over and over.

I smell obsession...

NEW 19 years ago #7032
Colonel: Its Aqua Velva, but thanks for noticing.
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ADULT CONTENT

Janet666: You have a cute lil baby prick don't you?
Guest153: yeah perfect for sucking
Janet666: Honesty- there is a welcome change from a man
Guest153: thank you
Janet666: uh huh. I used to work as a cage dancer for a opera house when I was 16
Guest153: I didn't know operas had cage dancers
Janet666: Are you high?

NEW 19 years ago #7033
whats Aqua Velva?

NEW 19 years ago #7034
I must be REALLY rich!!!

Ulrike: Frizella told me that you're rich. Is it true?
Carpediem: Frizella is not really Frizella. Frizella is Howard Hughes. Don't tell anyone, though.

incorrect date format #1


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