Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #1
The Professor: Hi BOT, how are you today?

BOT: Better than my friend Rafe. He stepped on a sociopathic personality today and hurt his foot.

23 years ago #2
SirRahz: "... Are you going crazy"

BOT: "Do you like people who are going crazy?"

23 years ago #3
Poked Crab: If I say underwear, then what?

BOT: That's what you wear down there.

Poked Crab: And if I say underpants?

BOT: Would all you bots just leave me alone for a second?

Poked Crab: Underpants.

BOT: Frigid, are you?

23 years ago #4
Sir : Where would you like to go on vacation?

BOT : Where the fire stations live.

23 years ago #5
Hehehe.. Nice.

BOT: See ya!

USER: Fuck you!

BOT: Well, boys will be boys.

23 years ago #6
BOT: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it's Dr. whipping boy.

USER: Doctor, cure my desire to be whipped!

BOT: You can pay for your drinks with your desire.

USER: Well, I've got plenty of that!

BOT: Ditto, man....ditto...

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