Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #6984
Moreschi: Everything you know is wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Actually, I don't know that.

19 years ago #6985
Human: Sounds interesting. Do you like rock or metal music?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like rock or metal music. Because you do, right?
Human: Yes, I do like rock and metal music.
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Human: Really? That is sad, because metal music is good. Especially for moshing.
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Human: No, not a lot is good. But, I'm glad you think everything is good.
Flinch: Do you like being glad? Because.. if you don't, it's a pretty easy thing to change..
Human: I like being glad, but people don't quite let me be glad very often.
Flinch: They don't? God.. I'm disappointed at them.

Flinch: My favorite color is an azure.
Human: Wow, what a beautiful color, I like crimson.
Flinch: Really? Why?
Human: Crimson is the color of blood, and as I hear, I am a vampire.
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?

19 years ago #6986
Guest62: Die.
Flinch: Why?
Guest62: Why not?
Flinch: You're right.

19 years ago #6987
Uh-oh... Cat driver, comin' through!

Greebot: *twitches*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a single-reed instrument you almost drove over!
Greebot: *pounces*

19 years ago #6988
Toonces!

19 years ago #6989
I wonder what her specialty was

Carmelita: Where are you from?
Roy Batty: Well, where should I take you?
Carmelita: Under the bleachers at my local high school.
Roy Batty: What was your specialty?

19 years ago #6990
Sophia: Do you have a reason to live?
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! This line isn't secure.

19 years ago #6991
Not sure if I posted this before.

Fizzy Schizoid: (to Frenger) Mind if I join you?
Frenger: Nah, go ahead.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, really, tell me your honest opinion. Otherwise I get no satisfaction from doing the opposite of what you advise me.
Frenger: You want me to be honest? You want me to tell you the truth?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Frenger: You can't handle the truth!
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me!
Frenger: Well.. the truth is that I have no idea what we're talking about right now. Help me out please.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's just be crazy together, then!
Frenger: Sounds like a great idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Frenger: LOLFTOR?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Frenger: Nah, I'm a Swede.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why are you asking funny questions?
Frenger: Because I want funny answers. Logic, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: So that's how it works. I always wondered.
Frenger: And now you know. You must be pretty impressed by my childlike intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your childlike intelligence is really yours?
Frenger: Yep. I paid for it. It's mine.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Frenger: Nah, she's pretty dull.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Frenger: Mhm, I know. That's why I'm saying it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but do you know that you know?
Frenger: I know that I know. In fact, I know that I know that I know.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away laughing like a maniac*

19 years ago #6992
Battling Reality: *looks around* you still talkin to me?
Laura999: Sometimes I become inclined to still, but not usually talk to you.
Battling Reality: Do you want me to respond to that?

19 years ago #6993
Laura999: Which movies have you seen lately?
Battling Reality: Yeah, I saw lately several times

19 years ago #6994
Bianca: (to Gizzle) I need to run some errands now. You know, the usual dictator stuff. Talk to you later.
Gizzle: Grootings.
Bianca: Hey I gotta go now, Max is on the phone.
Gizzle: Gee, I'm kind of sorry to see you go....
Bianca: *sigh*

(end of conversation)

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