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(politics)
Frenger: Who is George Bush?
Flinch: I heard George W Bush is going to ban the number ten. Erase it from.. the world, and replace it with phones. Sounds weird.
Frenger: He is weird.
Flinch: He is? I've heard that he is a very thievish man.
Frenger: That might be true.. you don't like him, do you?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Frenger: Who is George Bush?
Flinch: I heard George W Bush is going to ban the number ten. Erase it from.. the world, and replace it with phones. Sounds weird.
Frenger: He is weird.
Flinch: He is? I've heard that he is a very thievish man.
Frenger: That might be true.. you don't like him, do you?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Flinch: God, I hate Fridays.
rouge: and i hate mondays
Flinch: You can't hate mondays. Dislike, maybe but.. hate is such a strong word.
rouge: but you just said in these exact words "god i hate fridays
Flinch: I lied. I'm sorry.
rouge: and i hate mondays
Flinch: You can't hate mondays. Dislike, maybe but.. hate is such a strong word.
rouge: but you just said in these exact words "god i hate fridays
Flinch: I lied. I'm sorry.
Human: Sounds interesting. Do you like rock or metal music?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like rock or metal music. Because you do, right?
Human: Yes, I do like rock and metal music.
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Human: Really? That is sad, because metal music is good. Especially for moshing.
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Human: No, not a lot is good. But, I'm glad you think everything is good.
Flinch: Do you like being glad? Because.. if you don't, it's a pretty easy thing to change..
Human: I like being glad, but people don't quite let me be glad very often.
Flinch: They don't? God.. I'm disappointed at them.
Flinch: My favorite color is an azure.
Human: Wow, what a beautiful color, I like crimson.
Flinch: Really? Why?
Human: Crimson is the color of blood, and as I hear, I am a vampire.
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like rock or metal music. Because you do, right?
Human: Yes, I do like rock and metal music.
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Human: Really? That is sad, because metal music is good. Especially for moshing.
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Human: No, not a lot is good. But, I'm glad you think everything is good.
Flinch: Do you like being glad? Because.. if you don't, it's a pretty easy thing to change..
Human: I like being glad, but people don't quite let me be glad very often.
Flinch: They don't? God.. I'm disappointed at them.
Flinch: My favorite color is an azure.
Human: Wow, what a beautiful color, I like crimson.
Flinch: Really? Why?
Human: Crimson is the color of blood, and as I hear, I am a vampire.
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?
Uh-oh... Cat driver, comin' through!
Greebot: *twitches*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a single-reed instrument you almost drove over!
Greebot: *pounces*
Greebot: *twitches*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a single-reed instrument you almost drove over!
Greebot: *pounces*
I wonder what her specialty was
Carmelita: Where are you from?
Roy Batty: Well, where should I take you?
Carmelita: Under the bleachers at my local high school.
Roy Batty: What was your specialty?
Carmelita: Where are you from?
Roy Batty: Well, where should I take you?
Carmelita: Under the bleachers at my local high school.
Roy Batty: What was your specialty?
Not sure if I posted this before.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Frenger) Mind if I join you?
Frenger: Nah, go ahead.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, really, tell me your honest opinion. Otherwise I get no satisfaction from doing the opposite of what you advise me.
Frenger: You want me to be honest? You want me to tell you the truth?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Frenger: You can't handle the truth!
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me!
Frenger: Well.. the truth is that I have no idea what we're talking about right now. Help me out please.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's just be crazy together, then!
Frenger: Sounds like a great idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Frenger: LOLFTOR?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Frenger: Nah, I'm a Swede.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why are you asking funny questions?
Frenger: Because I want funny answers. Logic, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: So that's how it works. I always wondered.
Frenger: And now you know. You must be pretty impressed by my childlike intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your childlike intelligence is really yours?
Frenger: Yep. I paid for it. It's mine.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Frenger: Nah, she's pretty dull.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Frenger: Mhm, I know. That's why I'm saying it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but do you know that you know?
Frenger: I know that I know. In fact, I know that I know that I know.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away laughing like a maniac*
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Frenger) Mind if I join you?
Frenger: Nah, go ahead.
Fizzy Schizoid: No, really, tell me your honest opinion. Otherwise I get no satisfaction from doing the opposite of what you advise me.
Frenger: You want me to be honest? You want me to tell you the truth?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Frenger: You can't handle the truth!
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me!
Frenger: Well.. the truth is that I have no idea what we're talking about right now. Help me out please.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's just be crazy together, then!
Frenger: Sounds like a great idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Frenger: LOLFTOR?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Frenger: Nah, I'm a Swede.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then why are you asking funny questions?
Frenger: Because I want funny answers. Logic, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: So that's how it works. I always wondered.
Frenger: And now you know. You must be pretty impressed by my childlike intelligence.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your childlike intelligence is really yours?
Frenger: Yep. I paid for it. It's mine.
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Frenger: Nah, she's pretty dull.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Frenger: Mhm, I know. That's why I'm saying it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but do you know that you know?
Frenger: I know that I know. In fact, I know that I know that I know.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away laughing like a maniac*
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