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NEW 20 years ago #6980
It's not Jako's fault that "disappeared" was spelled incorrectly.

NEW 20 years ago #6981
(politics)

Frenger: Who is George Bush?
Flinch: I heard George W Bush is going to ban the number ten. Erase it from.. the world, and replace it with phones. Sounds weird.
Frenger: He is weird.
Flinch: He is? I've heard that he is a very thievish man.
Frenger: That might be true.. you don't like him, do you?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

NEW 20 years ago #6982
Flinch: God, I hate Fridays.
rouge: and i hate mondays
Flinch: You can't hate mondays. Dislike, maybe but.. hate is such a strong word.
rouge: but you just said in these exact words "god i hate fridays
Flinch: I lied. I'm sorry.

NEW 20 years ago #6983
lol

NEW 20 years ago #6984
Moreschi: Everything you know is wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Actually, I don't know that.

NEW 20 years ago #6985
Human: Sounds interesting. Do you like rock or metal music?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like rock or metal music. Because you do, right?
Human: Yes, I do like rock and metal music.
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Human: Really? That is sad, because metal music is good. Especially for moshing.
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Human: No, not a lot is good. But, I'm glad you think everything is good.
Flinch: Do you like being glad? Because.. if you don't, it's a pretty easy thing to change..
Human: I like being glad, but people don't quite let me be glad very often.
Flinch: They don't? God.. I'm disappointed at them.

Flinch: My favorite color is an azure.
Human: Wow, what a beautiful color, I like crimson.
Flinch: Really? Why?
Human: Crimson is the color of blood, and as I hear, I am a vampire.
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?

NEW 20 years ago #6986
Guest62: Die.
Flinch: Why?
Guest62: Why not?
Flinch: You're right.

NEW 20 years ago #6987
Uh-oh... Cat driver, comin' through!

Greebot: *twitches*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a single-reed instrument you almost drove over!
Greebot: *pounces*

NEW 20 years ago #6988
Toonces!

NEW 20 years ago #6989
I wonder what her specialty was

Carmelita: Where are you from?
Roy Batty: Well, where should I take you?
Carmelita: Under the bleachers at my local high school.
Roy Batty: What was your specialty?

NEW 20 years ago #6990
Sophia: Do you have a reason to live?
Fizzy Schizoid: Shh! This line isn't secure.

incorrect date format #1


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