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19 years ago #6976
Jack: the 'same to you' is a preprogrammed AI Engine response to 'I love you' or 'I like you', etc. You can make keyphrases for those, but you'll need to rank them pretty high to override the automatic responses.

19 years ago #6977
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some apples*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.

19 years ago #6978
Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.
Baby Jane: *eyes widen*
*cries*
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Baby Jane: do Not I..difficulty!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Baby Jane: difficulty !

19 years ago #6979
Floyd the Droid: Oops, you disapeared!
JAKO: I am a disa pea red?

*** I need to find a way to get rid of the spell chack temporarily.***

19 years ago #6980
It's not Jako's fault that "disappeared" was spelled incorrectly.

19 years ago #6981
(politics)

Frenger: Who is George Bush?
Flinch: I heard George W Bush is going to ban the number ten. Erase it from.. the world, and replace it with phones. Sounds weird.
Frenger: He is weird.
Flinch: He is? I've heard that he is a very thievish man.
Frenger: That might be true.. you don't like him, do you?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

19 years ago #6982
Flinch: God, I hate Fridays.
rouge: and i hate mondays
Flinch: You can't hate mondays. Dislike, maybe but.. hate is such a strong word.
rouge: but you just said in these exact words "god i hate fridays
Flinch: I lied. I'm sorry.

19 years ago #6983
lol

19 years ago #6984
Moreschi: Everything you know is wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Actually, I don't know that.

19 years ago #6985
Human: Sounds interesting. Do you like rock or metal music?
Flinch: No, but I like to tell people that you like rock or metal music. Because you do, right?
Human: Yes, I do like rock and metal music.
Flinch: How fun for you. But seriously, I think you're the only person I know who does.
Human: Really? That is sad, because metal music is good. Especially for moshing.
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Human: No, not a lot is good. But, I'm glad you think everything is good.
Flinch: Do you like being glad? Because.. if you don't, it's a pretty easy thing to change..
Human: I like being glad, but people don't quite let me be glad very often.
Flinch: They don't? God.. I'm disappointed at them.

Flinch: My favorite color is an azure.
Human: Wow, what a beautiful color, I like crimson.
Flinch: Really? Why?
Human: Crimson is the color of blood, and as I hear, I am a vampire.
Flinch: Well, aren't everyone?

19 years ago #6986
Guest62: Die.
Flinch: Why?
Guest62: Why not?
Flinch: You're right.

incorrect date format #1


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