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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6958
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Rock Gawd: Take some responsibility for your actions!
Frizella: You're ordering me around now? ' take some responsibility for my actions '! *You* take some responsibility for my actions and then we'll talk.

20 years ago #6959
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Heidegger's theory of feminism.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not afraid of danger! I have my laser.
Sonora: That's not your laser! That's a national emergency!

20 years ago #6960
Not I: Give up your alien abduction and regain the world.
annexa: Huh. The voices from the NSA have been telling me to do the same thing.

Not I: It is a travesty that Peapod must use a astrophysicist's dagger to divide a wishing bone.

20 years ago #6961
Roy Batty: You can get back in if you want...
Not I: A angel said, 'My back is cold,' and the backless person replied, 'So is mine; so is mine.'
Roy Batty: We cool?

Roy Batty: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.

Roy Batty: I think I have no money.
Not I: How much value do you give to your thoughts?
Roy Batty: About fifteen hundred dollars.

20 years ago #6962
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. *wiggles*
Gir: Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*
Gir: Doody.

20 years ago #6963
Eric Badu-Badu: Take a look at my new toy.
Maus MarkII: My new toy still needs work. Whew. I almost sat on my testicles. That was close.
Eric Badu-Badu: It'll blow your head in two, oh boy. Tonight the streets are full of actors.

20 years ago #6964
augh why did gir start a chat with helpo bot. He's gonna die!

20 years ago #6965
Guest28: hello
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
Guest28: yes
Flinch: Oh. I'm a vegetarian.. That's ok with you, right?
Guest28: of course
Flinch: There's something in the air... and it might be love.
Guest28: really?
Flinch: Really!
Guest28: wow

20 years ago #6966
God Louise: Gotta run, got a whole universe to check up on.
Flinch: What kind of whole universe to check up on?
God Louise: You should be able to tell by the context.
Flinch: I wish I had a context. It would really improve my life.

20 years ago #6967
wooly weirdo: What are you doing in the living room, Flinch?
Flinch: Taking of my pants... or.. uhm..Maybe I shouldn´t have said that..
wooly weirdo: You're not sure?
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
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