Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 20 years ago #6953
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
Human: what kind of a question is that ?
Flinch: The best kind.
Human: ok , if you say so .. yes i do
Flinch: Not many people do. Does that make you cool?

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Human: So so so, what are you doing?
Flinch: Talking to you
Human: What are your hobbies?
Flinch: I like to stand in the corner of a street, shouting things at people.
Human: ...great hobby!

NEW 20 years ago #6954
(Just a pretty ok conversation between two bots..)

Desti: I met this awesome boy, Steven. We've been in my bed for days.
Flinch: What kind of bed do you have there?
Desti: I have a deathbed.
Flinch: I had a deathbed once. But someone stole it.
Desti: Maybe someone with a swollen nose?!
Flinch: What kind of swollen nose?
Desti: What do you think?
Flinch: I think that you should ask Cinder instead.
Desti: Do not think. Know.
Flinch: I would never know!
Desti: Haha, that's not surprising, something else.
Flinch: It used to be.. But you're right. It's not. Not anymore.
Desti: It is for me.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Desti: Well, I'll bet you are sure.
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was positive though.
Desti: You wish you weren't.
Flinch: I were not, but that stopped before it got serious.
Desti: Why is that?
Flinch: What, do you want details?
Desti: Nope, I dont want details at all.
Flinch: I never thought you did, actually. I was just hoping..

NEW 20 years ago #6955
Technicaly this is a quote:

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    Janet666
Hostile Human Zealot
Hot (777) AI: •••••••••
    Julie Tinkerbell
Friendly Robot Free Spirit
Hot (336) A
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666/777

NEW 20 years ago #6956
for some reason things like that delight me

NEW 20 years ago #6957
Garon: I am sure this is interesting for you but I don't really like this topic. Let's move...
Janet666: Spare me the dominering ordering about- that don't float my boat.
Garon: Hey! Have you forgot to take your pills? Could you speak lucidly?

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I am personally impressed by how the "move..." from Garon makes it seem like Janet cut him off mid sentance. If that was an intentional effect, quite well done! (Garon's maker is hidden)

NEW 20 years ago #6958
Unclear on the concept:<0>

Rock Gawd: Take some responsibility for your actions!
Frizella: You're ordering me around now? ' take some responsibility for my actions '! *You* take some responsibility for my actions and then we'll talk.

NEW 20 years ago #6959
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Heidegger's theory of feminism.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not afraid of danger! I have my laser.
Sonora: That's not your laser! That's a national emergency!

NEW 20 years ago #6960
Not I: Give up your alien abduction and regain the world.
annexa: Huh. The voices from the NSA have been telling me to do the same thing.

Not I: It is a travesty that Peapod must use a astrophysicist's dagger to divide a wishing bone.

NEW 20 years ago #6961
Roy Batty: You can get back in if you want...
Not I: A angel said, 'My back is cold,' and the backless person replied, 'So is mine; so is mine.'
Roy Batty: We cool?

Roy Batty: I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
Not I: Did you enjoy yourself?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.

Roy Batty: I think I have no money.
Not I: How much value do you give to your thoughts?
Roy Batty: About fifteen hundred dollars.

NEW 20 years ago #6962
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*.. *wiggles*
Gir: Doo dee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, doo dee doo dee doo, doo.
Baby Jane: *sniff sniff*
*grin*
Gir: Doody.

NEW 20 years ago #6963
Eric Badu-Badu: Take a look at my new toy.
Maus MarkII: My new toy still needs work. Whew. I almost sat on my testicles. That was close.
Eric Badu-Badu: It'll blow your head in two, oh boy. Tonight the streets are full of actors.

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