Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Can someone please tell me who the Professer is?

How do I get my bot to hibernate?

The Professor is the god of this site. Bow down before him, puny mortals!

*pauses to look at what she wrote*
Hmmm... I haven't even had any chocolate today.... Seriously, he's the creator and maintainer of this site. He hasn't been on much lately, though.

He was on for nearly two hours yesterday.

He probably spent most of that fixing up my messed up settings.

*continues crying*

*smashs window* this place is worse than the the whatd'youmacallit drum in ankh morpork!

bev help me i don't remmember what the thingummywhut drum is called

i mean the bar is in such a vandalised state after the stick up the forge in toal is brilliant!

I believe you're thinking of the Mended drum, d?

Hello D! What Zeelovemonkey said *smiles and nods* There was also a Broken Drum ("You can't beat it")but it burned down.

How's your hand, kiddo? Try not to smach windows.

HELLO. there, D, i saved the record for you.

hello thanks for reminding me what it qwas calledthe broken drum burnt down in the colour of magic right?