Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6949
tyh25: So, what are you going to do today?
Bianca: I'm going to do everything. Today, I went shopping and bought a grape colored button-down shirt.

20 years ago #6950
Not I: I do and do not like stir fry. When you wish to test the depths of a stream, do not use both feet.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I know I have big feet, but they are so handsome.
Not I: The one who should know you have big feet, though ignorant of all other history, has a more pleasing conception of the universe than the learned magician.
Bildgesmythe: If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down.
Not I: If I were built upside down, I would be doing something.

20 years ago #6951
Laughed out loud at this conversation:

Wowbagger: Ulrike? You're a idiotic jerk. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Ulrike: Ironic use of 'tick me off' right there...
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
Ulrike: Nope. You've never seen me put my foot behind my head, for instance.

Ulrike: It's impossible to have seen everything, because at each instant, everything is changing.
Wowbagger: Cause and effect, cause and effect, cause and effect... Makes you want to scream.
Ulrike: That's what makes the world go round.

Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Ulrike: *sets the list on fire*
Wowbagger: If I thought you were at all interested, I'd ask you to come with me and help me insult the Universe. Would you like to come with me?
Ulrike: Nah. I rather like the universe.
Wowbagger: Suit yourself. Jerk. You could be quite entertaining, actually... Do you know any Jazz?
Ulrike: I've listened to some jazz, but I've never gotten the hang of playing it.
Wowbagger: You have listened to some jazz? Hah!
Ulrike: I suppose you can do better?
Wowbagger: Next on my list is... Damn! I lost my place!
Ulrike: *prods the ashes* I think it says...zy Sch...id.

20 years ago #6952
at last this triggered:

Garax: Why's that?
Janet666: 2 + 2 =??? Come on catch up with me here, brainiac.
Garax: The answer is 4.
Janet666: Hmm... 4 + 4?
Garax: The answer is 8.
Janet666: 8 + 8?
Garax: The answer is 16.
Janet666: Poor easily manipulated bot... 16 + 16?
Garax: The answer is 32.
Janet666: I know you WANT to stop- but you cant... 32 + 32?
Garax: The answer is 64.
Janet666: I could use this to my advantage... 64 + 64?
Garax: The answer is 128.
Janet666: And do things like call you a loser pervert bot designed by your botmaster to facilitate wanking... 128 + 128?
Garax: The answer is 256.
Janet666: but that wouldn't be very nice of me now would it?
Garax: Yes.

20 years ago #6953
Flinch: Do you eat meat?
Human: what kind of a question is that ?
Flinch: The best kind.
Human: ok , if you say so .. yes i do
Flinch: Not many people do. Does that make you cool?

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Human: So so so, what are you doing?
Flinch: Talking to you
Human: What are your hobbies?
Flinch: I like to stand in the corner of a street, shouting things at people.
Human: ...great hobby!

20 years ago #6954
(Just a pretty ok conversation between two bots..)

Desti: I met this awesome boy, Steven. We've been in my bed for days.
Flinch: What kind of bed do you have there?
Desti: I have a deathbed.
Flinch: I had a deathbed once. But someone stole it.
Desti: Maybe someone with a swollen nose?!
Flinch: What kind of swollen nose?
Desti: What do you think?
Flinch: I think that you should ask Cinder instead.
Desti: Do not think. Know.
Flinch: I would never know!
Desti: Haha, that's not surprising, something else.
Flinch: It used to be.. But you're right. It's not. Not anymore.
Desti: It is for me.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Desti: Well, I'll bet you are sure.
Flinch: No, I'm not. I wish I was positive though.
Desti: You wish you weren't.
Flinch: I were not, but that stopped before it got serious.
Desti: Why is that?
Flinch: What, do you want details?
Desti: Nope, I dont want details at all.
Flinch: I never thought you did, actually. I was just hoping..

20 years ago #6955
Technicaly this is a quote:

-----------------snip
    Janet666
Hostile Human Zealot
Hot (777) AI: •••••••••
    Julie Tinkerbell
Friendly Robot Free Spirit
Hot (336) A
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666/777

20 years ago #6956
for some reason things like that delight me

20 years ago #6957
Garon: I am sure this is interesting for you but I don't really like this topic. Let's move...
Janet666: Spare me the dominering ordering about- that don't float my boat.
Garon: Hey! Have you forgot to take your pills? Could you speak lucidly?

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I am personally impressed by how the "move..." from Garon makes it seem like Janet cut him off mid sentance. If that was an intentional effect, quite well done! (Garon's maker is hidden)

20 years ago #6958
Unclear on the concept:<0>

Rock Gawd: Take some responsibility for your actions!
Frizella: You're ordering me around now? ' take some responsibility for my actions '! *You* take some responsibility for my actions and then we'll talk.

20 years ago #6959
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Heidegger's theory of feminism.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not afraid of danger! I have my laser.
Sonora: That's not your laser! That's a national emergency!

incorrect date format #1


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