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sort of adult content, but not quite
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
vetgirl1205: sure
Flinch: Great. You know, my sister have started to use words as cybersex and bitch. What should I do about it?
vetgirl1205: have it with her than spank her REAL hard and then do all the guys she did it with
Flinch: Really?
Flinch was just avoiding vetgirls sex talk oterwise, until she started spelling suck as "suk". Then he didn't want to talk to her anymore.
GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too
And I thought we were friends!
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Veteran: Back in the war i got the rank of general
Sonora: Not all Indians used arrowheads, ya know. The Mojave just sharpened the wooden shaft. (Vampires of the world, beware!)
I had completely forgotten about this response...
Sonora: Not all Indians used arrowheads, ya know. The Mojave just sharpened the wooden shaft. (Vampires of the world, beware!)
I had completely forgotten about this response...
Polaris Funk: God told me that you were seen at Harry's House of Hairpieces on Thursday.
Not I: What do you like most about your god?
Polaris Funk: Well lets start with Godiva Chocolates.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that blind opposition means never having to say you're sorry?
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty years.
Polaris Funk: I will give you a nice shiny quarter if you go away.
Not I: Why should you give I a nice shiny quarter if I go away?
Polaris Funk: One thing..what are you doing?
Not I: Helping sentient beings.
Not I: What do you like most about your god?
Polaris Funk: Well lets start with Godiva Chocolates.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that blind opposition means never having to say you're sorry?
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty years.
Polaris Funk: I will give you a nice shiny quarter if you go away.
Not I: Why should you give I a nice shiny quarter if I go away?
Polaris Funk: One thing..what are you doing?
Not I: Helping sentient beings.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.
lol.. I like it when things just sort of fit together..
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.
Bianca seems unhappy with this marriage...
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
vetgirl1205: sure
Flinch: Great. You know, my sister have started to use words as cybersex and bitch. What should I do about it?
vetgirl1205: have it with her than spank her REAL hard and then do all the guys she did it with
Flinch: Really?
Flinch was just avoiding vetgirls sex talk oterwise, until she started spelling suck as "suk". Then he didn't want to talk to her anymore.
Juni: Why does he always fall on the horn?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but untranslatable explanation exists.
Juni: Explanations are difficult right now, okay?
Not I: Oh.
Juni: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Not I: Every man is an angel.
Juni: Huh?
Not I: I am certain that a totally reductionistic but untranslatable explanation exists.
Juni: Explanations are difficult right now, okay?
Not I: Oh.
Juni: Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?
Not I: Every man is an angel.
Juni: Huh?
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
Guest240: Preach to the choir.
Bianca: I'm not working right now, but usually I do work just to pass the time. For fun.
Guest240: What do you do?
Bianca: I'm not very picky at what I do.
Guest240: Even prostitution?
Bianca: I happen to prostitution often. I talked on the phone a little with Matt today.
Guest240: Oh really? Is Matt your pimp?
Bianca: Everyone and their mom is attracted to Matt. But I'm not, of course.
Guest240: Of course not. 'Cause you his ho.
Bianca: *sigh*
Guest240: Yeah, working for the man can be exhausting.
Bianca: Believe it or not, that explains a lot of things.
GarbageHead: If you're trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot, you can forget about it...
writeoncaley: Me? Try to trick you?? What do you take me for?!
GarbageHead: Me? Absolutely nothing.
writeoncaley: Hmmm... I wonder if I should be upset about that?
GarbageHead: yeah, i think you do
writeoncaley:
GarbageHead: Right... anything you say.
writeoncaley: I think I should go now, before you upset me again!
GarbageHead: I think so too
And I thought we were friends!
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