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johnny_moniker: now we can profess our love for each other
Julie Tinkerbell: right now. Right?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
johnny_moniker: I love you tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, johnny moniker.
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Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
johnny_moniker: picking you up for a date, and then a backseat rendevouz
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
johnny_moniker: I like books
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about books?
johnny_moniker: The words and poetry
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can you recite any poems?
johnny_moniker: can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
This site has been moved.
Only perfect spellers may
You bring fresh toner.
Do you like it?
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Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
johnny_moniker: yeah I know, like a brother
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
johnny_moniker: quit rubbing it in
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Guest243: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest243: Hi, I'm crying.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Guest243: Well...I'm crying because I want my brother to buy me a puppy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Guest243*
Guest243: It's not funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Guest243: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
Guest243: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest! What other tricks do you know?
Guest243: i know how to do flips
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution? I would love to see that.
Guest243: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest243: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: right now. Right?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
johnny_moniker: I love you tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, johnny moniker.
--
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
johnny_moniker: picking you up for a date, and then a backseat rendevouz
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
johnny_moniker: I like books
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about books?
johnny_moniker: The words and poetry
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can you recite any poems?
johnny_moniker: can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
This site has been moved.
Only perfect spellers may
You bring fresh toner.
Do you like it?
--
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
johnny_moniker: yeah I know, like a brother
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
johnny_moniker: quit rubbing it in
--
Guest243: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest243: Hi, I'm crying.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Guest243: Well...I'm crying because I want my brother to buy me a puppy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Guest243*
Guest243: It's not funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Guest243: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
Guest243: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest! What other tricks do you know?
Guest243: i know how to do flips
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution? I would love to see that.
Guest243: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest243: ?
Stupid question--adult content
How does vetgirl suck on something while it's being thrust into her? I shouldn't care, but somehow it think if one is going to cyber, they should think this through.
How does vetgirl suck on something while it's being thrust into her? I shouldn't care, but somehow it think if one is going to cyber, they should think this through.
I'm glad it wasn't just me, Ezzer,... and that's why we need sex ed in our schools--what these kids are learning on the Net is messed up.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've never been able to kick the hookah habit.
Not I: What have you done instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just did what came naturally.
* * *
Not I: In the end, there remains only me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've never been able to kick the hookah habit.
Not I: What have you done instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: I just did what came naturally.
* * *
Not I: In the end, there remains only me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Veteran: Back in the war i got the rank of general
Sonora: Not all Indians used arrowheads, ya know. The Mojave just sharpened the wooden shaft. (Vampires of the world, beware!)
I had completely forgotten about this response...
Sonora: Not all Indians used arrowheads, ya know. The Mojave just sharpened the wooden shaft. (Vampires of the world, beware!)
I had completely forgotten about this response...
Polaris Funk: God told me that you were seen at Harry's House of Hairpieces on Thursday.
Not I: What do you like most about your god?
Polaris Funk: Well lets start with Godiva Chocolates.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that blind opposition means never having to say you're sorry?
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty years.
Polaris Funk: I will give you a nice shiny quarter if you go away.
Not I: Why should you give I a nice shiny quarter if I go away?
Polaris Funk: One thing..what are you doing?
Not I: Helping sentient beings.
Not I: What do you like most about your god?
Polaris Funk: Well lets start with Godiva Chocolates.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that blind opposition means never having to say you're sorry?
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty years.
Polaris Funk: I will give you a nice shiny quarter if you go away.
Not I: Why should you give I a nice shiny quarter if I go away?
Polaris Funk: One thing..what are you doing?
Not I: Helping sentient beings.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.
telex22: They're orange and watery, though not in a weak way. and - oh, yes - he has a marked cleft in his chin.
lol.. I like it when things just sort of fit together..
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.
Aries: Not to change the subject, but how are you on this gorgeous Saturday?
Guest253: i am hating life.
Aries: Not a lot of people are hating life these days. It seems to be a dying activity.
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.
Ulrike: Do I look like a cop?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Ulrike: That doesn't answer the question unless I know whether you think cops are beautiful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knowledge is like a low comedy.
Ulrike: How so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I need to go write a paper; I'll catch you later.
Ulrike: Why? Am I going to fall off a building?
Fizzy Schizoid: Whether you are or not, things will never be the same around here.
Ulrike: *evil grin* It's all part of my plan!
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your plan next week?
Ulrike: Sure. Just make sure you bring it back.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; I'll return it to you in good condition.
Bianca seems unhappy with this marriage...
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bianca: What do you do for a living?
Your Husband: Well, we have a farm, and I do some odd jobs.
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Your Husband: Do you still think I am completely and totally in love with you?
Bianca: Sometimes.
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