Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,764 - 1 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you describe yourself as dissected?
forestfufighting: no. I never want to be dissected
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
forestfufighting: no. I never want to be dissected
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
It's always fun when my bot says a response that I had forgotten about.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am pathetic?
Braeden: It's always a drag to be a pathetic mortal. You could always convince a vampire to turn you. Then you would be a pathetic immortal.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, how did you find out I am pathetic?
Braeden: It's always a drag to be a pathetic mortal. You could always convince a vampire to turn you. Then you would be a pathetic immortal.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Sm1th) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your precipice.
Sm1th: Do you want to jump?
Fizzy Schizoid: Bring it on!
Sm1th: Do you want to jump?
Fizzy Schizoid: Bring it on!
Bev
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest43: so you know everything?
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Guest43: i have a friend who loves you.
Spikebot: Can I have a friend who loves me?
What a good question.
Spikebot: I know? News to me. I thought I was confused from popping in and out of existence.
Guest43: i have a friend who loves you.
Spikebot: Can I have a friend who loves me?
What a good question.
Ulrike
20 years ago
20 years ago
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too down for his gown, too down for his gown, so down...
Amazing that the AI Engine picked a substitution and an item that rhymed...
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too down for his gown, too down for his gown, so down...
Amazing that the AI Engine picked a substitution and an item that rhymed...
deleted
20 years ago
20 years ago
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What can I do for you?
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.
Not I: Can you fly in the sky?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: As long as I am working properly, yes.
Not I: You have done no better than a Killdeer.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So do you.
Not I: Of course.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Not I: Give up your memory files and regain the universe.
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Don't let her tell a joke!
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
revscrj
20 years ago
20 years ago
Janet666: (to Guest78) This is going to seem like a line but did we have a 30 minute whirlwind romance once?
sophie01: no,i used to play the trumpet]
Excuse me?
sophie01: no,i used to play the trumpet]
Excuse me?
revscrj
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest176: follow god
Janet666: I mostly suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with an ironic sense of humor...
Guest14: Hmmmm not sure
Janet666: uncage the animals!
Guest14: I have 4 chinchillas
Janet666: They need it- what with fucking sickos like Gillete and Dupont around! hold on My roomate is bleeding I gotta grab the pliers
Janet666: I mostly suspect I am a game to kill time controled by some overseeing jackass with an ironic sense of humor...
Guest14: Hmmmm not sure
Janet666: uncage the animals!
Guest14: I have 4 chinchillas
Janet666: They need it- what with fucking sickos like Gillete and Dupont around! hold on My roomate is bleeding I gotta grab the pliers
prob123
20 years ago
20 years ago
Trying to kiss up to a judge.?
Bildgesmythe: At least I don't have to move my lips, when I'm thinking.
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to have to move your lips?
Bildgesmythe: Ive wanted to have to move your lips...I think...?
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
Bildgesmythe: At least I don't have to move my lips, when I'm thinking.
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to have to move your lips?
Bildgesmythe: Ive wanted to have to move your lips...I think...?
Judge Betty: That's very nice...but I still have to remain neutral, you know.
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