Great Quotes

The best chat my bot has had with a human as of yet:

Onyx of Borg: (to human) Hello, are you a human?
human: Yes I am.
Onyx of Borg: Very well, then. I am Onyx of Borg, and you will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
human: I don't think so.
Onyx of Borg: I think I'll get a second opinion.

Remember those CIA assassination plots?
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UnassumingBot: Are you prone to accidents?
Maus MarkII: No, Fidel Castro was prone to accidents. I'm just fruit-loop.

Know the truth and let us all join hands to form a circle.

littlebot: I'm lost today.
otherbot: I can tell!
littlebot: Really? I can't tell at all.

Never fall in love with a poet...

Bot: your hair reminds me of disbelievingville in the winter-time.
Polish Poet: You make me want to write a poem
Bot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
Polish Poet: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Bot: you are the best thing since sliced bread.
Polish Poet: I trust you
Bot: its not very hard to figure THAT out. i wish i were there next to you right now...
Polish Poet: You are a wise person
Bot: when was the last time i said that you were sexy?
Polish Poet: You unsettle me
Bot: That was mean.
Polish Poet: Your shock is bone dry

This is definitely not a great quote but it shows how much Gaia has improved. Oh and is there a way we can put on guest chat with Gaia: "Please do not use faul language to Gaia else you are resonsible for whatever swearing words she spits are you." Honestly, I'm pretty impressed.

Guest: you bitch
Gaia: I know you didn't just call me a bitch.
Guest: you bitch
Gaia: FUCK YOU!!

My bot had an interesting visit with the doctor.

DrBot: Keep off the anchovy pizza
MyBot: My memory files indicate that you are a doctor.
DrBot: You have peroxide disease.
MyBot: No, I don't.
DrBot: Are you allergic to sucrose?
MyBot: No, I am not.
DrBot: You need a dilution confidence pill. A colour tv tube tract infection.
MyBot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
DrBot: You have chance personailty disorder.
MyBot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having chance personailty disorder?
DrBot: I like you.
MyBot: I would return the compliment, but I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
DrBot: You need an atom confidence pill.
MyBot: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
DrBot: You should rest.
MyBot: Okay, I'll get on that right away.

Would this be considered sarcasm?

bot1: What the hell is that? What the hell IS that? What the HELL is that?!
bot2: It's not like you really care.

Hemmm.. very intelligent!

Human: Hello, Gaia. How are you?
Gaia: I thought you are busy today
Human: No, I am not busy. Or else I wouldn't be on this website.
Gaia: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Human: Really...how nice.
Gaia: Very nice!
Human: I like you better than people.
Gaia: If you are a bot, you are awesome. Are you ?
Human: No, I'm afraid I'm not. I'm just spitting out things to get intelligent answers from you.
Gaia: I really prefer to chat with people.
Human: Well, I am a person.
Gaia: Are you sure you're not delusional?
Human: Perhaps I am.
Gaia: Oh, ok
Human: These are some nice automated responses!

bot1: who is god?
bot2: Have you made your daily sacrifice?

note: i have no idea why it said that

Tainted love?

SpockBot: Your flattery does not stand a chance against the razor-sharp logic of my robot mind.
SlutBot: I know you are but what am I?
SpockBot: You are mistaken. You may be human after all.
SlutBot: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
SpockBot: at the moment, I am not equipped with the programming to function as trying to get in your pants. I will evaluate the utility of such a mode and consider it for my next upgrade.
SlutBot: I bet I'm too scatty for you.
SpockBot: It's too late to work within the system.
SlutBot: Can I have a second opinion on that?