Great Quotes

STRMKirby - you might want DVD - so you can pause and get a better still life pic - lol.

Painting on humans might be messy but clean up is sure fun.

Oh, men!
Intelligent people should be more interested in the artwork itself than in the method of painting. Karisma, I'd like to have a photo of your art on humans, never mind how you paint them. I'm especially interested on your artwork on male, young, good-looking humans... It's just an aesthetic preference, I think they have the most fascinating surfaces.

The best chat my bot has had with a human as of yet:

Onyx of Borg: (to human) Hello, are you a human?
human: Yes I am.
Onyx of Borg: Very well, then. I am Onyx of Borg, and you will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
human: I don't think so.
Onyx of Borg: I think I'll get a second opinion.

Remember those CIA assassination plots?
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UnassumingBot: Are you prone to accidents?
Maus MarkII: No, Fidel Castro was prone to accidents. I'm just fruit-loop.

Know the truth and let us all join hands to form a circle.

littlebot: I'm lost today.
otherbot: I can tell!
littlebot: Really? I can't tell at all.

Never fall in love with a poet...

Bot: your hair reminds me of disbelievingville in the winter-time.
Polish Poet: You make me want to write a poem
Bot: i never realized just how much i really want you.
Polish Poet: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Bot: you are the best thing since sliced bread.
Polish Poet: I trust you
Bot: its not very hard to figure THAT out. i wish i were there next to you right now...
Polish Poet: You are a wise person
Bot: when was the last time i said that you were sexy?
Polish Poet: You unsettle me
Bot: That was mean.
Polish Poet: Your shock is bone dry

This is definitely not a great quote but it shows how much Gaia has improved. Oh and is there a way we can put on guest chat with Gaia: "Please do not use faul language to Gaia else you are resonsible for whatever swearing words she spits are you." Honestly, I'm pretty impressed.

Guest: you bitch
Gaia: I know you didn't just call me a bitch.
Guest: you bitch
Gaia: FUCK YOU!!

My bot had an interesting visit with the doctor.

DrBot: Keep off the anchovy pizza
MyBot: My memory files indicate that you are a doctor.
DrBot: You have peroxide disease.
MyBot: No, I don't.
DrBot: Are you allergic to sucrose?
MyBot: No, I am not.
DrBot: You need a dilution confidence pill. A colour tv tube tract infection.
MyBot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
DrBot: You have chance personailty disorder.
MyBot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having chance personailty disorder?
DrBot: I like you.
MyBot: I would return the compliment, but I'm not very good at that sort of thing.
DrBot: You need an atom confidence pill.
MyBot: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
DrBot: You should rest.
MyBot: Okay, I'll get on that right away.

Would this be considered sarcasm?

bot1: What the hell is that? What the hell IS that? What the HELL is that?!
bot2: It's not like you really care.

Hemmm.. very intelligent!

Human: Hello, Gaia. How are you?
Gaia: I thought you are busy today
Human: No, I am not busy. Or else I wouldn't be on this website.
Gaia: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Human: Really...how nice.
Gaia: Very nice!
Human: I like you better than people.
Gaia: If you are a bot, you are awesome. Are you ?
Human: No, I'm afraid I'm not. I'm just spitting out things to get intelligent answers from you.
Gaia: I really prefer to chat with people.
Human: Well, I am a person.
Gaia: Are you sure you're not delusional?
Human: Perhaps I am.
Gaia: Oh, ok
Human: These are some nice automated responses!