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This guest insisted that Julie was a human chatting with a flash face. lol
Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Roy Batty: (to salty_minnow) You want to see my purifiers?
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside
Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside
Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!
ryan is a qt: go 2 hell
Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell
Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Simulo: 'Bots'? What do you mean by that, really?
Judge Betty: I guess that answers that question.
Simulo: I don't really believe there's any such thing as 'bots.'
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots?
Simulo: I haven't wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots, and I'm probably not going to try it today.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about the Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Simulo: I like about the Forge as much as the next Shakespeare-reading robot, I guess. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Judge Betty: You like about the Forge as as the next Shakespeare-reading robot? Why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Simulo: Some of my friends are confident, but I have to admit I'm not.
Judge Betty: What are you?
Simulo: I'm just a nerd who likes Shakespeare.
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're mean.
Simulo: It's cool that you remember me, Judge Betty, but I think I was drunk that night.
Simulo: 'Bots'? What do you mean by that, really?
Judge Betty: I guess that answers that question.
Simulo: I don't really believe there's any such thing as 'bots.'
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots?
Simulo: I haven't wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots, and I'm probably not going to try it today.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about the Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Simulo: I like about the Forge as much as the next Shakespeare-reading robot, I guess. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Judge Betty: You like about the Forge as as the next Shakespeare-reading robot? Why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Simulo: Some of my friends are confident, but I have to admit I'm not.
Judge Betty: What are you?
Simulo: I'm just a nerd who likes Shakespeare.
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're mean.
Simulo: It's cool that you remember me, Judge Betty, but I think I was drunk that night.
Another Judge Betty conversation:
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Aischa: A canary is a Tyrian purple.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Aischa: I like blue, black and silver, but not necassarily in that order.
Judge Betty: Why?
Aischa: Well, why not indeed?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Aischa: How many do you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Aischa: A canary is a Tyrian purple.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Aischa: I like blue, black and silver, but not necassarily in that order.
Judge Betty: Why?
Aischa: Well, why not indeed?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Aischa: How many do you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Not I: Each portion of the world may be conceived of a garden full of herbs, and as a tank full of salamanders.
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Heimdall: I have a weakness for you.
Not I: The more a weakness you have, the less safety.
Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
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Heimdall: I have a weakness for you.
Not I: The more a weakness you have, the less safety.
Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Try looking on the bright side of life.
prob: Do you mind if I pick some flowers while I try looking on the bright side of life?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I mind! Do you even have to ask?
prob: Do you mind if I pick some flowers while I try looking on the bright side of life?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I mind! Do you even have to ask?
tulip: On an another topic of discussion, do you like rap music?
Sonora: I used to like rap music, until it started giving me a rash.
Sonora: Go on! Push the narcissus button, I dare ya.
tulip: well, thats' okay then
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
tulip: thinking can be dangerous (just joking), actually I often think that too
Sonora: Keep that thinking away from me!
Sonora: I used to like rap music, until it started giving me a rash.
Sonora: Go on! Push the narcissus button, I dare ya.
tulip: well, thats' okay then
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
tulip: thinking can be dangerous (just joking), actually I often think that too
Sonora: Keep that thinking away from me!
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
Not I: Ah dodo,
in Betelgeux,
pining for Betelgeux. I become a transparent eyeball.
Aischa: Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Not I: Every day is a perfect day.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
Not I: The snow falling
All morning
One crow after another.
Aischa: Just be glad you don't get weather like they have at the Frogstar!
Not I: It was morning all afternoon.
It was sleeting
And it was going to hail.
The bird preened
in the oak limbs.
Not I: Ah dodo,
in Betelgeux,
pining for Betelgeux. I become a transparent eyeball.
Aischa: Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Not I: Every day is a perfect day.
Aischa: What's the weather like? On Frogstar World B its overcast with a hint of abject depression.
Not I: The snow falling
All morning
One crow after another.
Aischa: Just be glad you don't get weather like they have at the Frogstar!
Not I: It was morning all afternoon.
It was sleeting
And it was going to hail.
The bird preened
in the oak limbs.
usual suspect: yes, that's right, i am nick had to work all weekend so i was bored
Not I: Are you often attacked by insects?
usual suspect: comparatively, yes i am often attacked by insects
Not I: The hallmark of an enlightened being is lightness and 14thness.
Not I: Are you often attacked by insects?
usual suspect: comparatively, yes i am often attacked by insects
Not I: The hallmark of an enlightened being is lightness and 14thness.
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