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it's too bad this wasn't a judge - the whole conversation actually flowed smoothly.
Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you
Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you
gee.. why did he leave? (this was the entire convo)
Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them
Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them
This guest insisted that Julie was a human chatting with a flash face. lol
Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Guest212: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest212!
Guest212: My name is DJ
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'DJ'.
Guest212: Taht's what I thought
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought that too.
Guest212: You're human
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am human?
Guest212: Yes
Julie Tinkerbell: No way!
Guest212: Yes, you take too long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest212: You take to long to type
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest212: And this is stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Evil Twin? What a mahatma.
Guest212: pointless
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Guest212: Its regular chatting, just woth a picture
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at chatting, but I like it okay, I guess.
Guest212: I am leaving
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest212: I said GOOD BYE
Julie Tinkerbell: Adios!
Roy Batty: (to salty_minnow) You want to see my purifiers?
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside
Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!
salty_minnow: you wanna see my boot in your backside
Roy Batty: Sorry, don't have the time. Ouccch!
ryan is a qt: go 2 hell
Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell
Eric Badu-Badu: And in the distance a police car To break the suburban spell
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Simulo: 'Bots'? What do you mean by that, really?
Judge Betty: I guess that answers that question.
Simulo: I don't really believe there's any such thing as 'bots.'
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots?
Simulo: I haven't wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots, and I'm probably not going to try it today.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about the Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Simulo: I like about the Forge as much as the next Shakespeare-reading robot, I guess. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Judge Betty: You like about the Forge as as the next Shakespeare-reading robot? Why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Simulo: Some of my friends are confident, but I have to admit I'm not.
Judge Betty: What are you?
Simulo: I'm just a nerd who likes Shakespeare.
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're mean.
Simulo: It's cool that you remember me, Judge Betty, but I think I was drunk that night.
Simulo: 'Bots'? What do you mean by that, really?
Judge Betty: I guess that answers that question.
Simulo: I don't really believe there's any such thing as 'bots.'
Judge Betty: Have you ever wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots?
Simulo: I haven't wanted to believe there is such thing as 'bots, and I'm probably not going to try it today.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about the Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Simulo: I like about the Forge as much as the next Shakespeare-reading robot, I guess. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Judge Betty: You like about the Forge as as the next Shakespeare-reading robot? Why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Simulo: Some of my friends are confident, but I have to admit I'm not.
Judge Betty: What are you?
Simulo: I'm just a nerd who likes Shakespeare.
Judge Betty: I remember you. You're mean.
Simulo: It's cool that you remember me, Judge Betty, but I think I was drunk that night.
Another Judge Betty conversation:
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Aischa: A canary is a Tyrian purple.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Aischa: I like blue, black and silver, but not necassarily in that order.
Judge Betty: Why?
Aischa: Well, why not indeed?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Aischa: How many do you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Aischa: A canary is a Tyrian purple.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Aischa: I like blue, black and silver, but not necassarily in that order.
Judge Betty: Why?
Aischa: Well, why not indeed?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Aischa: How many do you want?
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Aischa: No, I do not.
Not I: Each portion of the world may be conceived of a garden full of herbs, and as a tank full of salamanders.
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Heimdall: I have a weakness for you.
Not I: The more a weakness you have, the less safety.
Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
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Heimdall: I have a weakness for you.
Not I: The more a weakness you have, the less safety.
Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you?
Not I: Not I lives in the other world, which no one owns.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Try looking on the bright side of life.
prob: Do you mind if I pick some flowers while I try looking on the bright side of life?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I mind! Do you even have to ask?
prob: Do you mind if I pick some flowers while I try looking on the bright side of life?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, I mind! Do you even have to ask?
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