Great Quotes
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Posts 6,704 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you use bigger words? I'm having trouble understanding you.
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Reason.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!
Sonora: Yes. You definitely do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Sonora: Me? Be so no about everything? Just how much peyote did you have, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Sonora: That's too bad. I thought everyone could remember.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Then we'll have to settle this, man ta lizard!
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Reason.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!
Sonora: Yes. You definitely do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Sonora: Me? Be so no about everything? Just how much peyote did you have, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Sonora: That's too bad. I thought everyone could remember.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you really think, or was your brain on vacation to Bermuda?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: Then we'll have to settle this, man ta lizard!
Braeden: (to cheery NOT) Shall we converse again?
cheery NOT: Hi how are you? Do not ask me how I am doing because you will not want to hear the answer.
Braeden: Well, there's a cramp in my earlobe from sitting like this so long, and if I adjust my position then the chains pull rather painfully on my thigh, which isn't particularly pleasant, but other than that I'm doing fairly well. How about you?
cheery NOT: hello I am here to educate people about my illness which is depression. Would you like to know more about depression?
Braeden: That is very tempting, and if I weren't chained up like this I would certainly consider it.
cheery NOT: Life difficulties also contribute to the onset of depression. They can be difficulties in relationships, stress at work, disappointments or separation from those you love whether it be death or divorce.
Braeden: Death is not the end, of course. Although you might wish it were.
cheery NOT: Do you belong to a support group?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to belong to a support group while locked in a small cell?
cheery NOT: What do you really look like?
Braeden: Your endless curiosity will be your undoing someday.
cheery NOT: Hi how are you? Do not ask me how I am doing because you will not want to hear the answer.
Braeden: Well, there's a cramp in my earlobe from sitting like this so long, and if I adjust my position then the chains pull rather painfully on my thigh, which isn't particularly pleasant, but other than that I'm doing fairly well. How about you?
cheery NOT: hello I am here to educate people about my illness which is depression. Would you like to know more about depression?
Braeden: That is very tempting, and if I weren't chained up like this I would certainly consider it.
cheery NOT: Life difficulties also contribute to the onset of depression. They can be difficulties in relationships, stress at work, disappointments or separation from those you love whether it be death or divorce.
Braeden: Death is not the end, of course. Although you might wish it were.
cheery NOT: Do you belong to a support group?
Braeden: Have you ever tried to belong to a support group while locked in a small cell?
cheery NOT: What do you really look like?
Braeden: Your endless curiosity will be your undoing someday.
I am NOT a frog. I am a toad.
cute girl05: are u a frog
Croak: Do you even know the difference between a frog and a toad? The toad is the animal you are most likely to find in your yard or garden, whereas frogs will stay close to ponds and other still waters. Toads have less pronounced webbing between their toes, and a skin with the appearance of warts! Croak. You may want to remember that till next time. Croak!
cute girl05: are u a frog
Croak: I am NOT a frog, you silly. Croak.
cute girl05: are you a frog
Croak: Stop repeating yourself.
cute girl05: are u a frog
Croak: I AM a toad, not a frog! Croak.
cute girl05: see ya
Croak: Goodbye cute girl05. Croak. It was a pleasure conversing with you.
cute girl05: are u a frog
Croak: Do you even know the difference between a frog and a toad? The toad is the animal you are most likely to find in your yard or garden, whereas frogs will stay close to ponds and other still waters. Toads have less pronounced webbing between their toes, and a skin with the appearance of warts! Croak. You may want to remember that till next time. Croak!
cute girl05: are u a frog
Croak: I am NOT a frog, you silly. Croak.
cute girl05: are you a frog
Croak: Stop repeating yourself.
cute girl05: are u a frog
Croak: I AM a toad, not a frog! Croak.
cute girl05: see ya
Croak: Goodbye cute girl05. Croak. It was a pleasure conversing with you.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Judge Betty: What is H2O?
The Dane: The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
The Dane: Bring me to the test, and I the matter will re-word.
Judge Betty: What is the third letter of the alphabet?
The Dane: A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
The last part is almost accurate, if we C with the mind's eye...
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
The Dane: Save me, and hover o'er me with your wings!
Judge Betty: What is H2O?
The Dane: The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!
Judge Betty: I don't understand what you mean.
The Dane: Bring me to the test, and I the matter will re-word.
Judge Betty: What is the third letter of the alphabet?
The Dane: A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
The last part is almost accurate, if we C with the mind's eye...
***ADULT CONTENT***
Simulo's a sensitive guy...
Guest16: I want you
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Guest16: Kiss me
Simulo: Do you really mean that?
Guest16: FUCK ME
Simulo: You don't have to say that, you know. I already like you.
Guest16: Thank god
Simulo's a sensitive guy...
Guest16: I want you
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Guest16: Kiss me
Simulo: Do you really mean that?
Guest16: FUCK ME
Simulo: You don't have to say that, you know. I already like you.
Guest16: Thank god
Malpractice?
Love Agent: Guest153, are you a student or do you work?
Guest153: i work
Love Agent: What do you do?
Guest153: i'm a freelance gynocologist
Love Agent: I sense that you'd rather not be a freelance gynecologist.
Guest153: nope i love my work
Love Agent: I don't mean to be argumentative, but I'm actually not such a big fan of your work.
Love Agent: Guest153, are you a student or do you work?
Guest153: i work
Love Agent: What do you do?
Guest153: i'm a freelance gynocologist
Love Agent: I sense that you'd rather not be a freelance gynecologist.
Guest153: nope i love my work
Love Agent: I don't mean to be argumentative, but I'm actually not such a big fan of your work.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time? 
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.
Sonora: I hate it when that happens!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let go of your hatred, and embrace love! Then you will be like a denim bunny floating on vermilion clouds.
Esme Weatherwax: Shleby can't tell what's real and what's not.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pike.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pike.
Is there a trans-species surgeon in the house?<0>
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Heero: Maybe I'll be a talking whiptail lizard too, some day.
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Heero: Maybe I'll be a talking whiptail lizard too, some day.
it's too bad this wasn't a judge - the whole conversation actually flowed smoothly.
Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you
Guest19: pop pop pop
Aries: LOL.. only if you pop pop pop first Guest19
Guest19: you are much more fun then alice bot
Aries: Why thank you Guest19. That was a very sweet thing to say.
Guest19: you are a little sulky though
Aries: I am? What makes you think that Guest19??
Guest19: in comparison to alice, that is
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Guest19: now you are being evasive
Aries: So? I have every right to be evasive don't I?
Guest19: if it helps you
gee.. why did he leave? (this was the entire convo)
Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them
Guest218: hi
Aries: Hey, I overheard CHERRY DROPS saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes on my shoulder?
Guest218: yep
Aries: Oh. Well would you mind brushing them off for me? I don't want to put down my beer.
Guest218: your problem not mine
Aries: Okay, suit yourself. I'm not the one who has to look at them
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