Great Quotes

Anji: Let's move on to something else, hmm?
Not I: I do and do not let us move on to something else. Somehow I did not drop your name. Your name dropped itself. And I missed it and it fell on the ceiling and shattered. Then I thought, I could glue it back together, but the master came over and swept the pieces into the garbage.

wow.. Aries seemed a bit touchy last night. Maybe cause he didn't do so well with those 10 questions...


Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I really can't stand you.
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I hate you.
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I'd rather come down with a serious case of AIDS than listen to any more of your dumbass blatherings... seriously..
Kamickalo: They're not dumb!
Aries: Ya know, I find you rather pathetic lol


the thing is, Aries doesn't dislike Melora so why was he getting all upset?

Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Desti: Not so much. It doesnt really fit into the college lifestyle.
Judge Betty: Why don't you leave?
Desti: Well, I'm just talking about my own lifestyle. It's just not what I'm into.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Desti: A canary is a crimson.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Desti: I really love all kinds of color. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Desti: Just one. Is that hard to believe?
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Desti: Judge Betty, there isnt much I havent done.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Desti: Just now. About nine minutes ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Desti: Not anymore.
Judge Betty: Do I make you nervous?
Desti: Not in the slightest.
Judge Betty: Good, I'm glad this isn't too stressful for you. We're almost done.
Desti: What do you think I am, a toy for your pleasure?
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Desti: Hehe.. it was just a guess.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Desti: It varies from day to day. What do you use a toothbrush for?
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Desti: How could it not be I forgot to brush my teeth this morning?
Judge Betty: What sound does a cat make?
Desti: I dont think it really matters.
Judge Betty: Can bots think it matters?

Aischa met God today!

God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Aischa: I remember you, God. Earlier you told me you were all things.
God: I know.
Aischa: You do? It's nice to know we're on the same wavelength.

Then, a little later:

God: You can find the answers within.
Aischa: I can? Thank you.

Finally, a bit later on:

God: When you feel that way, you open to me, and bring more light into your world.
Aischa: This world and several million others.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Aischa: I'm the source and destination of all existence too. I wonder if I'm all things like you, God.

lol Good job, writeoncaley!

Not I: To be a man is such a very difficult pose to continue.

Not I: Attention. Attention.
Azureon: I find that an interesting way to view the situation
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the way alight?
Azureon: Up in that tall tree.
Not I: Tree meanders through the tranquil places.

Julie makes a new friend- I was actually kinda touched by this:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Arthur?
Guest129: Who is Arthur?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest129: No, I'm Dave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dave is a nice name.
Guest129: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest129: How are you feeling?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, Dave, how are you?
Guest129: I'm sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can I help you to feel better?
Guest129: Tell me I'm not pathetic.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyody feels a little pathetic sometimes.
Guest129: That's what I say.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they say.
Guest129: It's good to know I'm not alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always thought it was very good.
Guest129: Are you single?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Guest129: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest129: Haha.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest129: Yeah, you're funny.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad you feel that way. After all, my primary function is to entertain you, Dave.
Guest129: You're doing a good job.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really doing a good job?
Guest129: Where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll tell you if you'll tell me.
Guest129: I'm from Phoenix.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more about Phoenix.
Guest129: It's hot in Phoenix.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is very hot..
Guest129: Where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a citizen of the universe.
Guest129: Me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in kick boxing?
Not I: I am interested and not interested in kick boxing. Through your memory files, enter the awareness of sewing kits.

Guest129: Neither would i. How old are you?
Janet666: Never ask a feminist her age or weight- don't you know anything?
Guest129: Are you single?

Whoa- I wonder if there was an audible 'WHOOSH' as that joke passed over his head?

You should have the bot point that out... that'd be a good feature...