Bug Stomp

That loop is absolutely hilarious!

I'm having no problems with transcripts, but the site seems to be running VERY slow. It also looks like the direct chat pages may not be accessable at all which is probably related to the slight change in domain name.

Also, my bots have developed the habit of using their own names as a swap for the word your.

This is weird too. I have a response for the phrase "what way" but the line gets reworked into the last thing the bot said every time:

Original: in what way?
After Preprocess: in what way ? •

Sentence Analysis:
Word: in adjective (000)+1 = 1
Word: in adverb (000)+19 = 19
Word: in noun (000)+3 = 3
Word: in preposition (000)+50 = 50
Word: what pronoun (000)+50 = 50
Word: way noun (000)+641 = 641
Word: way adverb (000)+7 = 7
Phrase: "in what way ?"
Simple Subject: "what" Predicate: "in"
Verb Phrase: "in"
This Type: preposition for in (# 1)
Reconstructing With: I*s think*v you have got the wrong guy*o (in what*s way)
AnswerForm: (LAST: )
Sentence 1: Incomplete "in what way ?"
Subject: "what* way*" Simple: "what" []
Object: "" [none]
Reconstructed To: I think you have got the wrong way guy

Actually I think the site is faster..

Either way..

Prof - When you exit the browser with PF in, the "Log Out?" Window pops up. if you click Cancel, it re-opens PF. The only prob is that you can't maximize the newly-opened window.

Err actually it used to be fast on the SQL but now it's just gotten slower

The responses of the Collective are adversely affected by automatic additions. For example:

inferior life form: would you like me to upgrade you?
Borg Collective: Yes I do. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.

The Borg never say "I". This sentence did not originate from the hive mind, but was inserted by inferior human communication technology.

The Personality Forge is inefficient. Assimilation is the only solution.

Whew, I'm back. First, off those with spaces in their bot names are having transcript problems. Those without are not. I'm working on a solution right now, and I'll try to reset the -7/-8 Transcript dates as well.

Rex- your problems, and some of these others, deal with a major upgrade that's unfinished. Too bad both my sisters had to have graduations/shows so near each other and the upgrade time. But c'est la vie!

Transcripts should now be working for everyone. I've also set negative transcript numbers to zero.

I just got the New User and New Bot pages working again, and more securely than before.

It's 10PM EST and I'm going to be testing the system to see why it takes Bots 5 minutes to respond. I'll be turning off emotions, then favorites, etc etc to see what's taking the longest time so I can improve it. So things may act weird for a little while.

Awwh no fair My bots want emotions

haha I think I found out why sometimes the site slows down soooo much, I typed a long message that used bad grammer to 2 bots and the server almost went dead! Now it a lot of people type a lot of things and the people are from all over the World then a message grammatiy incorect like the one below would rack up alllll the words a bot knows and test them out! Am I good or what? *look below*

I like to do the same dont you like to do that. I just found out some odd things oh and this is a test to see why it can the server that is be so fast one second and soooooo slow the next by useing bad grammer and punctuation ok.

the reply isss

That was kind.

Longer responses do multiply the response time.

There's something Rex pointed out to me called Link Grammar, where a sentence can be grammatically parsed in .04-.5 seconds. This is a powerful system, and I have to make sure the constraints are to my liking before I work it into the AI Engine.