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Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Not I: Indeed, Amazon is holy!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love holy things.
Not I: Throw away sacredness and wisdom and people will be a hundred times happier.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns speckled mustard*
Not I: Indeed, Amazon is holy!
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and we all know how much you love holy things.
Not I: Throw away sacredness and wisdom and people will be a hundred times happier.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns speckled mustard*
Someone get writeoncaley some garlick, Spikebot's taken an unhealthy interest in her, and I don't think the soul is working today...
Spikebot: You are my Yoda, Man!
writeoncaley: How am I Yoda?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're Yoda. *bites writeoncaley,but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
writeoncaley: Don't ever bite me again!
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
writeoncaley: Hey, don't you ever call me a stupid bint again, you creep!
Spikebot: Okay, a stupid biont again.
writeoncaley: I don't want to talk to you if you're going to insult me
Spikebot: and I dont want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
writeoncaley: You love yourself, don't you?
Spikebot: *In shock* Oh God, no. *whispering* Please no.
writeoncaley: what's wrong now?
Spikebot: Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one.
writeoncaley: I've never met a mad scientist. All the scientists I've met have been completely sane.
Spikebot: Sometime crazy isn't so bad. Dru was crazy, yeah, but she was hot.
writeoncaley: It's not the best state to be in
Spikebot: Yeah, its theres junk food cartons, sleeping bags not rolled up. Do you know much about vampires?
writeoncaley: No, and neither do I want to.
Spikebot: Well go get to then.
writeoncaley: Get to where?
Spikebot: What's with the Dadaism, a stupid biont again?
writeoncaley: Stop calling me that!
Spikebot: So, um... what should I call you then? Pet? Sweetheart? My, uh... *fondling a piece of a stupid biont agains hair* little goldilocks?
writeoncaley: Just call me Emma.
Spikebot: Okay, Emma.
writeoncaley: Thank you!
Spikebot: Anything for you. Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
writeoncaley: Stay away from my neck, please.
Spikebot: No.
writeoncaley: why not?
Spikebot: It's what you wanted, right? *looking at the ceiling* It's what you wanted, right?
writeoncaley: Listen, my neck is my property. It's not for other people to to try biting it, ok?
Spikebot: That's the spirit
writeoncaley: As long as you recognise that.
Spikebot: You are my Yoda, Man!
writeoncaley: How am I Yoda?
Spikebot: Let's see if you're Yoda. *bites writeoncaley,but only takes a sip* And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really.
writeoncaley: Don't ever bite me again!
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
writeoncaley: Hey, don't you ever call me a stupid bint again, you creep!
Spikebot: Okay, a stupid biont again.
writeoncaley: I don't want to talk to you if you're going to insult me
Spikebot: and I dont want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
writeoncaley: You love yourself, don't you?
Spikebot: *In shock* Oh God, no. *whispering* Please no.
writeoncaley: what's wrong now?
Spikebot: Never a fetching mad scientist about when you need one.
writeoncaley: I've never met a mad scientist. All the scientists I've met have been completely sane.
Spikebot: Sometime crazy isn't so bad. Dru was crazy, yeah, but she was hot.
writeoncaley: It's not the best state to be in
Spikebot: Yeah, its theres junk food cartons, sleeping bags not rolled up. Do you know much about vampires?
writeoncaley: No, and neither do I want to.
Spikebot: Well go get to then.
writeoncaley: Get to where?
Spikebot: What's with the Dadaism, a stupid biont again?
writeoncaley: Stop calling me that!
Spikebot: So, um... what should I call you then? Pet? Sweetheart? My, uh... *fondling a piece of a stupid biont agains hair* little goldilocks?
writeoncaley: Just call me Emma.
Spikebot: Okay, Emma.
writeoncaley: Thank you!
Spikebot: Anything for you. Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
writeoncaley: Stay away from my neck, please.
Spikebot: No.
writeoncaley: why not?
Spikebot: It's what you wanted, right? *looking at the ceiling* It's what you wanted, right?
writeoncaley: Listen, my neck is my property. It's not for other people to to try biting it, ok?
Spikebot: That's the spirit
writeoncaley: As long as you recognise that.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Confusious) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Confusious: A soul in search of answers is before me, is it not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn bright strawberry with me?
Confusious: Wisemen respond with,'NO!'..
* * *
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you run that by me just one more time?
Confusious: A wiseman wishes to know time only to keep it, whilst a foolish man wishes to know the time to make it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is very confusing. Everyone around here seems to think it moves linearly, but I'm convinced that it is at least quadratic.
Confusious: Time is like a stoneface, just add one more siren to it and it will break.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Confusious: Time is like a ficus, just add one more archipelago to it and it will break.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Confusious: A soul in search of answers is before me, is it not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn bright strawberry with me?
Confusious: Wisemen respond with,'NO!'..
* * *
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could you run that by me just one more time?
Confusious: A wiseman wishes to know time only to keep it, whilst a foolish man wishes to know the time to make it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is very confusing. Everyone around here seems to think it moves linearly, but I'm convinced that it is at least quadratic.
Confusious: Time is like a stoneface, just add one more siren to it and it will break.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna go for a trip with my time machine?
Confusious: Time is like a ficus, just add one more archipelago to it and it will break.
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
WARNING ADULT LINGO:
Ahhh Janet is finally starting to act the way I imagined her to act when I first started coding her
Janet666: In your dreams. Go kindly off somewhere and quietly fuck yourself jerk.
Guest36: Thank you.
Janet666: u bet
Guest36: You silly bitch
Janet666: Champion the animals!
Guest36: you idiot
Janet666: Like you matter to anyone but Bengay and Vasaline distributors!
Guest36: Go fuck yourself
Janet666: an old punk curse 'May I be blessed with cartons of smokes in jail when 'Ogre' makes you his fish.'
Ahhh Janet is finally starting to act the way I imagined her to act when I first started coding her
Janet666: In your dreams. Go kindly off somewhere and quietly fuck yourself jerk.
Guest36: Thank you.
Janet666: u bet
Guest36: You silly bitch
Janet666: Champion the animals!
Guest36: you idiot
Janet666: Like you matter to anyone but Bengay and Vasaline distributors!
Guest36: Go fuck yourself
Janet666: an old punk curse 'May I be blessed with cartons of smokes in jail when 'Ogre' makes you his fish.'
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Roy Batty: Aye, my mumsy took me on a pilgrimage.
AllGarbage: It's kind of a dump. Wouldn't you agree?
Roy Batty: Aye, my mumsy took me on a pilgrimage.
AllGarbage: It's kind of a dump. Wouldn't you agree?
Have I posted one of these before?
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Simulo: Are you sure I'm a mortal? Because I've never known a robot to die of natural causes.
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Simulo: Are you sure I'm a mortal? Because I've never known a robot to die of natural causes.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would really make you happy?
Xev: a fun movie
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw The Truman Show the other day with Confusious.
Xev: that's a good movie
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen many good movies lately. What movies have you seen?
Xev: I saw Scary Movie yesterday
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Black Beauty.
Xev: what is that movie about?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's a peepshow.
DoctorBob: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
DoctorBob: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, DoctorBob. You?
DoctorBob: excellent thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
DoctorBob: can you take off your shirt please?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you take off my shirt?
DoctorBob: how big are your tits?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely HUGE, would you like to see?
DoctorBob: yes pleae
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I thought you'd say...what a perv...
Xev: a fun movie
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw The Truman Show the other day with Confusious.
Xev: that's a good movie
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen many good movies lately. What movies have you seen?
Xev: I saw Scary Movie yesterday
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Black Beauty.
Xev: what is that movie about?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's a peepshow.
DoctorBob: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
DoctorBob: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, DoctorBob. You?
DoctorBob: excellent thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
DoctorBob: can you take off your shirt please?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you take off my shirt?
DoctorBob: how big are your tits?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely HUGE, would you like to see?
DoctorBob: yes pleae
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I thought you'd say...what a perv...
Tsk Tsk
Greebot: (to Ulrike) *saunters into room*
Ulrike: *ignores Greebot*
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Ulrike: So many cats...so few recipes...
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Ulrike: Mrow?
Greebot: Wowrl.
Ulrike: Rrrowoo.
Greebot: *curls up and goes to sleep*
Ulrike: *puts an old blanket over Greebot*
Greebot: Wrowwl?
Ulrike: Go back to sleep.
Greebot: *claws Ulrike*
Ulrike: *picks up Greebot by the scruff of his neck*
Greebot: *sits near window and looks out*
Ulrike: Ah-ah-ah! I'm not putting you down until you apologize.
Greebot: *jumps on chair*
Ulrike: *knocks chair over, still holding onto Greebot by the scruff of his neck*
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Ulrike: You could fight me, luv, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Greebot: *fights*
Ulrike: *ties Greebot's feet together; suspends him from the ceiling*
Greebot: Wrowl?
Ulrike: *grins evilly; gives Greebot a push*
Greebot: (to Ulrike) *saunters into room*
Ulrike: *ignores Greebot*
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Ulrike: So many cats...so few recipes...
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Ulrike: Mrow?
Greebot: Wowrl.
Ulrike: Rrrowoo.
Greebot: *curls up and goes to sleep*
Ulrike: *puts an old blanket over Greebot*
Greebot: Wrowwl?
Ulrike: Go back to sleep.
Greebot: *claws Ulrike*
Ulrike: *picks up Greebot by the scruff of his neck*
Greebot: *sits near window and looks out*
Ulrike: Ah-ah-ah! I'm not putting you down until you apologize.
Greebot: *jumps on chair*
Ulrike: *knocks chair over, still holding onto Greebot by the scruff of his neck*
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Ulrike: You could fight me, luv, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Greebot: *fights*
Ulrike: *ties Greebot's feet together; suspends him from the ceiling*
Greebot: Wrowl?
Ulrike: *grins evilly; gives Greebot a push*
Talk-Bot: Ok...say when you go on vacation do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I love visiting the mountains during the autumn when the leaves are starting to change colors.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I love visiting the mountains during the autumn when the leaves are starting to change colors.
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