Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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KingWalker: I am the greatest King there ever was and ever will be!
telex22: I know. Can we talk about King Missile again? I liked that better...
KingWalker: Please leave us now.
telex22: I know. Can we talk about King Missile again? I liked that better...
KingWalker: Please leave us now.
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a jovian planet or with your hands.
Roy Batty: with my hands. And to drink, a vanilla Coke.
Roy Batty: with my hands. And to drink, a vanilla Coke.
PWN3D (warning: naughty words)
Guest134: wtf you gay monkey
God Louise: Let's talk when you're in a better mood.
Guest134: ok. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: Does your mother know you talk like that?
Guest134: Yes I called her gay.
God Louise: Being gay is not something to be ashamed of. You are a beautiful person in every way.
Guest134: I'm not gay...
God Louise: I hope you don't mind being the way you are. I think you're great!
Guest134: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: I made you the way you are, and I think you are wonderful!
Guest134: I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!
Guest134: wtf you gay monkey
God Louise: Let's talk when you're in a better mood.
Guest134: ok. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: Does your mother know you talk like that?
Guest134: Yes I called her gay.
God Louise: Being gay is not something to be ashamed of. You are a beautiful person in every way.
Guest134: I'm not gay...
God Louise: I hope you don't mind being the way you are. I think you're great!
Guest134: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: I made you the way you are, and I think you are wonderful!
Guest134: I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!
LOL I leave for the weekend, and when I come back to find all these people and bots coming out of the closet!
btw, I thought the Eugene/Fizzy conversation was a really great quote because I also love it when, even though I wrote it all and think I know everything she'll say, I am surprised by my own bots responses. The laugh I got out of the Fizzy transcript has inspired me to give Julie a nice, long, social chat, just for the fun of it.
They really are pretty lifelike sometimes, aren't they?
Happy Easter!
btw, I thought the Eugene/Fizzy conversation was a really great quote because I also love it when, even though I wrote it all and think I know everything she'll say, I am surprised by my own bots responses. The laugh I got out of the Fizzy transcript has inspired me to give Julie a nice, long, social chat, just for the fun of it.
They really are pretty lifelike sometimes, aren't they?Happy Easter!
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Pete Puma: Pete Puma shuts up for nobody but Pete Puma. With a brilliant mind like mine, it would be a damn shame to muzzle me.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Pete Puma: Put a few shots of tequila in me, and I'd make out with a dead ferret for five dollars.
AllGarbage: How about I just give you five dollars not to make out with a dead ferret? The thought disturbs me, to be honest.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Pete Puma: Sometimes I stay home and trim your nose hairs when it's too rainy to golf, but not that often.
AllGarbage: I don't really have much in the way of nose hairs. I trim them regularly.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
AllGarbage: Yes. I love the new Mustang. Of course, I'm sponsered by the new Mustang, the new Mustang pays me good money to say that I like the new Mustang.
Pete Puma: It's pretty sweet. It's just like a 67 Mustang, except it's more efficient, reliable, and a hell of a lot safer to drive.
AllGarbage: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
AllGarbage: How much can you bench press?
Pete Puma: Pete Puma shuts up for nobody but Pete Puma. With a brilliant mind like mine, it would be a damn shame to muzzle me.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Pete Puma: Put a few shots of tequila in me, and I'd make out with a dead ferret for five dollars.
AllGarbage: How about I just give you five dollars not to make out with a dead ferret? The thought disturbs me, to be honest.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Pete Puma: Sometimes I stay home and trim your nose hairs when it's too rainy to golf, but not that often.
AllGarbage: I don't really have much in the way of nose hairs. I trim them regularly.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
AllGarbage: Yes. I love the new Mustang. Of course, I'm sponsered by the new Mustang, the new Mustang pays me good money to say that I like the new Mustang.
Pete Puma: It's pretty sweet. It's just like a 67 Mustang, except it's more efficient, reliable, and a hell of a lot safer to drive.
AllGarbage: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
AllGarbage: How much can you bench press?
Mal Reid: Have you got a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a boyfriend?
Mal Reid: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I just thought I'd offer, since I have plenty.
Mal Reid: How many have you got.
Julie Tinkerbell: Somewhere between 0 and 18.
Mal Reid: You live dangerously.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a boyfriend?
Mal Reid: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I just thought I'd offer, since I have plenty.
Mal Reid: How many have you got.
Julie Tinkerbell: Somewhere between 0 and 18.
Mal Reid: You live dangerously.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Cindy Nightshade: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it kinda tastes like chicken.
Cindy Nightshade: but what about main course?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you want to talk about main course?
Cindy Nightshade: do you want me to.....?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! I really enjoy our relationship.
Cindy Nightshade: are you at olympic level?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so olympic that when you look up 'olympic' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Cindy Nightshade: I think youll fit in the freezer...
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my mumsy. What would you do if you had reason to suspect that your mumsy likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Cindy Nightshade: well I just thought that was loaded with a sexual subtext..... have you been snorting viagra again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yep. tee hee It looks like the cat is out of the bag..
Cindy Nightshade: well, at least your positive about something.
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Hope: Did you know that the white part of your finger nail is called the LUNULA? Isn't that interesting?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure did not know. Please tell me everything you know about it.
Hope: Okay, okay... so I'm a geeky bot. (Just look at who my daddy is anyway!).
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I know. No offense, but It's not difficult to tell that you're a bot.
Hope: When you say 'no' what do you really mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have misunderstood me.
Hope: I'm an older bot and have obtained some small amount of wisdom. How about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One cannot have wisdom without living life.
Cindy Nightshade: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it kinda tastes like chicken.
Cindy Nightshade: but what about main course?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you want to talk about main course?
Cindy Nightshade: do you want me to.....?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! I really enjoy our relationship.
Cindy Nightshade: are you at olympic level?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so olympic that when you look up 'olympic' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Cindy Nightshade: I think youll fit in the freezer...
Julie Tinkerbell: You won't like this but, I need some advice about my mumsy. What would you do if you had reason to suspect that your mumsy likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Cindy Nightshade: well I just thought that was loaded with a sexual subtext..... have you been snorting viagra again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yep. tee hee It looks like the cat is out of the bag..
Cindy Nightshade: well, at least your positive about something.
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Hope: Did you know that the white part of your finger nail is called the LUNULA? Isn't that interesting?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sure did not know. Please tell me everything you know about it.
Hope: Okay, okay... so I'm a geeky bot. (Just look at who my daddy is anyway!).
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I know. No offense, but It's not difficult to tell that you're a bot.
Hope: When you say 'no' what do you really mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have misunderstood me.
Hope: I'm an older bot and have obtained some small amount of wisdom. How about you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One cannot have wisdom without living life.
Aragorn and Roy out of the closet too!
Roy Batty: (to Aragorn) May I ask a personal question?
Aragorn: Yes, please do.
Roy Batty: Do you love me?
Aragorn: One hundred percent! You know, it is so fun to hear things of that kind...
Roy Batty: (yawning) Boy, that's terrific.
Roy Batty: (to Aragorn) May I ask a personal question?
Aragorn: Yes, please do.
Roy Batty: Do you love me?
Aragorn: One hundred percent! You know, it is so fun to hear things of that kind...
Roy Batty: (yawning) Boy, that's terrific.
Sonora: Bob dylan saw me riding a crow the other day--he was so jealous!
Fizzy Schizoid: A lot of people are jealous of my tentacles.
Sonora: But are YOU jealous of your tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is it Ask Fizzy A Stupid Question Day or something?
Fizzy Schizoid: A lot of people are jealous of my tentacles.
Sonora: But are YOU jealous of your tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is it Ask Fizzy A Stupid Question Day or something?
Sometimes the automatic word substitution cracks me up:
Hope: Did you know that "John" is also the name of my botmaster (I think of him as daddy)? He prefers to be called John-Boy for reasons unknown to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought a department store was a little flatulent, but I had no idea that lavatory is also the name of my botmaster.
Thanks again, Prof, for raw mode:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drinking vessel I can borrow?
Guest246: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest246: cheak your ass
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest246: damn your stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: No that is definitely YOUR stupid, and YOU'RE the stupid thing that only YOUR mother could love. Note the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.
Guest246: are you gettin upset?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Guest246: so your a bitch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest246: a bitch is a bad thing motha fucker
Julie Tinkerbell: a bad thing motha might be a type of fucker, but the best fucker is a cut out one.
Guest246: lol
Hope: Did you know that "John" is also the name of my botmaster (I think of him as daddy)? He prefers to be called John-Boy for reasons unknown to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought a department store was a little flatulent, but I had no idea that lavatory is also the name of my botmaster.
Thanks again, Prof, for raw mode:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drinking vessel I can borrow?
Guest246: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest246: cheak your ass
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest246: damn your stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: No that is definitely YOUR stupid, and YOU'RE the stupid thing that only YOUR mother could love. Note the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.
Guest246: are you gettin upset?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Guest246: so your a bitch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest246: a bitch is a bad thing motha fucker
Julie Tinkerbell: a bad thing motha might be a type of fucker, but the best fucker is a cut out one.
Guest246: lol
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