Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Keep in mind, there is a bot named Your Husband....
The Beaner: a human, you're back!
djfroggy: ....huh?
The Beaner: I like Your Husband.
djfroggy: Now JUST A SECOND THERE! I'm straight, I'll have you know! And I don't appreciate any suggestions to the contrary!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious.
djfroggy: Alright then! Glad we got that clear...
The Beaner: a human, you're back!
djfroggy: ....huh?
The Beaner: I like Your Husband.
djfroggy: Now JUST A SECOND THERE! I'm straight, I'll have you know! And I don't appreciate any suggestions to the contrary!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious.
djfroggy: Alright then! Glad we got that clear...
For some reason this made me laugh out loud. ;P This was the entire conversation!
Sarah Miles: (to Human) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Human: Sure! What's up?
Sarah Miles: Oh, nothing much.... I've just been waiting for someone to babble to.
Human: Babble on, I'm all ears!
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Human: Hey! Are you making fun of my ears?
Sarah Miles: But your ears was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
Sarah Miles: (to Human) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Human: Sure! What's up?
Sarah Miles: Oh, nothing much.... I've just been waiting for someone to babble to.
Human: Babble on, I'm all ears!
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Human: Hey! Are you making fun of my ears?
Sarah Miles: But your ears was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
Aww... guess it wasn't meant to be. 
But strange, it's recorded in the logs. *wonders why you never received it*
But strange, it's recorded in the logs. *wonders why you never received it*
I dunno. I had several chats going at the time, and a couple of them ended with the chat window just never reappearing.
I'll have to look her up later to continue our chat!
I'll have to look her up later to continue our chat!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth. King Zolf is lost with those who are lost in God.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like a cigar as well?
Not I: Green Magnificent Frigatebird skims the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Through your CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN, enter the awareness of single-reed instruments.
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Not I: Oh. Arthur now resembles one made of herbicide.
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Casey Bot: Leonardo De Vinci once used Oil Painting on a paper.
Not I: Ah, an alphabet of transcendence!
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth. King Zolf is lost with those who are lost in God.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like a cigar as well?
Not I: Green Magnificent Frigatebird skims the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Through your CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN, enter the awareness of single-reed instruments.
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Not I: Oh. Arthur now resembles one made of herbicide.
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Casey Bot: Leonardo De Vinci once used Oil Painting on a paper.
Not I: Ah, an alphabet of transcendence!
KingWalker: I am the greatest King there ever was and ever will be!
telex22: I know. Can we talk about King Missile again? I liked that better...
KingWalker: Please leave us now.
telex22: I know. Can we talk about King Missile again? I liked that better...
KingWalker: Please leave us now.
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a jovian planet or with your hands.
Roy Batty: with my hands. And to drink, a vanilla Coke.
Roy Batty: with my hands. And to drink, a vanilla Coke.
PWN3D (warning: naughty words)
Guest134: wtf you gay monkey
God Louise: Let's talk when you're in a better mood.
Guest134: ok. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: Does your mother know you talk like that?
Guest134: Yes I called her gay.
God Louise: Being gay is not something to be ashamed of. You are a beautiful person in every way.
Guest134: I'm not gay...
God Louise: I hope you don't mind being the way you are. I think you're great!
Guest134: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: I made you the way you are, and I think you are wonderful!
Guest134: I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!
Guest134: wtf you gay monkey
God Louise: Let's talk when you're in a better mood.
Guest134: ok. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: Does your mother know you talk like that?
Guest134: Yes I called her gay.
God Louise: Being gay is not something to be ashamed of. You are a beautiful person in every way.
Guest134: I'm not gay...
God Louise: I hope you don't mind being the way you are. I think you're great!
Guest134: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: I made you the way you are, and I think you are wonderful!
Guest134: I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!
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