Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Wouldn't it be so much fun if recreational drugs had more amusing effects, like changing colour or levitation? That would make drug tests a bit easier, I suppose. ("Oy! You! Yes, you! The blue guy! Come here!") Although perhaps sports would relax a little on their use. After all, good luck to anyone who can win a football match when one of their legs has turned into a banana. It would hardly be a performance-enhancing drug...
*starts flashing blue and purple*
*light shines out of her tail making weird shadows on the wall*
Aaaaagh! Now ya've done it! I'm psychosomatic!
*light shines out of her tail making weird shadows on the wall*
Aaaaagh! Now ya've done it! I'm psychosomatic!
Arrives with elfen, troll and fairy soldiers. Free my fairies, fire with all you got!!!! elves and trolls shoot bullets just above everyones head, fairies begin to pull everyones hair, and the Princess slips oever to the box and cuts hole in it. After all the confusion settles the fairies, elfs and trolls are all gone.
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