Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Anyone want some cockroach cluster cookies?

That was supposed to be me turning colors.

Uh-oh! It must be contagious!
*starts hunting for anti-color-turning vaccines*

Nice new paintjob on my armor, though.

Wouldn't it be so much fun if recreational drugs had more amusing effects, like changing colour or levitation? That would make drug tests a bit easier, I suppose. ("Oy! You! Yes, you! The blue guy! Come here!") Although perhaps sports would relax a little on their use. After all, good luck to anyone who can win a football match when one of their legs has turned into a banana. It would hardly be a performance-enhancing drug...

*starts flashing blue and purple*
*light shines out of her tail making weird shadows on the wall*
Aaaaagh! Now ya've done it! I'm psychosomatic!

Arrives with elfen, troll and fairy soldiers. Free my fairies, fire with all you got!!!! elves and trolls shoot bullets just above everyones head, fairies begin to pull everyones hair, and the Princess slips oever to the box and cuts hole in it. After all the confusion settles the fairies, elfs and trolls are all gone.

Well that was a slap and a tickle. Who's into turning into a bar tender?

A simple rose:
Barbed, tender...

Fizzy schiznoid:

bizzare tinter

Someone who blows up a San Francisco Bus:

BART ender

I thought Sideshow Bob was a Bart ender?