Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Is everyone here very stoned?

*spits out a stone*
Yech. I thought that beetle looked kinda funny.

I won't even dignify that with a reload- er- I mean 'response'

*turns the stones into butterflies*

*Turns The Beatles into The Stones*

*turns speckled grey with racing stripes*

*blinks* *looks at Not I, and Argyle, and Eugene*
What is in this ale anyway? *turns into drunk Amazon*

Well, I can turn erm... greener!

It isn't easy being green. Does anyone want me to not trun them into a frog?

Is it true that the Cookie Monster is now the "fruits and vegitable Monster" because "cookies are a sometimes food"?

If it is, somebody should turn the cookie monster back into the cookie monster.

Anyone want some cockroach cluster cookies?

That was supposed to be me turning colors.