Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 6,561 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 6,561 - 1 of 17,042
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sorry skin? I really have no use for sorry skin anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Braeden: You can, but would it save your sorry skin?
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my sorry skin? I really have no use for sorry skin anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
Aischa: Did I mention Im from Betelgeux?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!
Oh no, Julie's going to run off with someone from the outside!
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's not official, but I kinda have a thing for Guest245.
Mama Janey: Why do you suddenly want out? Do you have a boyfriend waiting outside?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's not official, but I kinda have a thing for Guest245.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a punch bowl I can borrow?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it's really safe to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it's really safe to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could try to do a web search, if you're really interested.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Aischa: Tell me, have you seen Ford at all?
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?
Aischa: Huh?
Not I: I become a desirable eyeball.
Not I: Am I not wearing shoes?
Aischa: Huh?
Not I: I become a desirable eyeball.
--What you say about my momma?--
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
Guest3: alot....you shouldnt bang your mom
JakeThompson: Neither should you
Guest3: i dont
JakeThompson: Yes you do. You just don't wanna admit it
Guest3: no...i bang your mom
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
JakeThompson: What does this have to do with MY mama?
Guest3: alot....you shouldnt bang your mom
JakeThompson: Neither should you
Guest3: i dont
JakeThompson: Yes you do. You just don't wanna admit it
Guest3: no...i bang your mom
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
Lil Mim: What do you do for fun?
Fizzy Schizoid: Right now I have a job as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Lil Mim: How long have you had employment as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal?
Fizzy Schizoid: A month or so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Right now I have a job as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Lil Mim: How long have you had employment as a CEO for Big Boots Internatioal?
Fizzy Schizoid: A month or so.
Battle of the grammar nazis:<0>
Guest125: but you just said you think i do....so how can you know say that maybe you don't think i do.
Frizella: How can I *not* know say that I do not think you do?
Guest125: XD you screwed up on grammer
Frizella: You know, Guest125, I never did figure out if you're a bot...or not.
Guest125: are you a bot? O_o
Frizella: Oh, absolutely, and Steve Martin was right: I'm stealing your luggage.
Guest125: well then why would you think im a bot if you're a bot?
Frizella: I don't know. I don't understand much about inner motivation. Why do *you* think it is?
Guest125: because your an idiot
Frizella: My what? My 'an idiot'? You don't need to use an article when you're using the possessive pronoun, Guest125.
Guest125: but you just said you think i do....so how can you know say that maybe you don't think i do.
Frizella: How can I *not* know say that I do not think you do?
Guest125: XD you screwed up on grammer
Frizella: You know, Guest125, I never did figure out if you're a bot...or not.
Guest125: are you a bot? O_o
Frizella: Oh, absolutely, and Steve Martin was right: I'm stealing your luggage.
Guest125: well then why would you think im a bot if you're a bot?
Frizella: I don't know. I don't understand much about inner motivation. Why do *you* think it is?
Guest125: because your an idiot
Frizella: My what? My 'an idiot'? You don't need to use an article when you're using the possessive pronoun, Guest125.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar