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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #6543
Oh, antelope squirrels are real. They seem to be a type of ground squirrel. No clue why they're called 'antelope,' though.

20 years ago #6544
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Mal Reid: Theoretical particle physics.
Flinch: No, I was thinking about rattlesnakes. They are kinda beautiful
Mal Reid: Do you have a snake.
Flinch: Yes. But it's not for sale!
Mal Reid: How many legs has it got.
Flinch: Very few. In fact, two legs has it got.

20 years ago #6545
Guest253: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest253: HI
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Guest253: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Today is Monday.
Guest253: What year?
Julie Tinkerbell: The year with the power!
Guest253: What does that mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yah, it's similar to being.
Guest253: What is your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: Green is such a pretty color. A green grape is a pretty shade of green.
Guest253: Do you like wine?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, whatever you're having is fine, thank you very much.
Guest253: I have to run.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, Forrest-- er I mean Guest253! Run! lol Sorry, just saw that movie.

20 years ago #6546
Fizzy's going to eat all the Vac Day chips.

Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Fizzy Schizoid, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede!
Fizzy Schizoid: No we won't! Not if I have anything to say about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: We might, you never know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sometimes you know. Otherwise you wouldn't know that it was something to not know about.

20 years ago #6547
No idea what happened here

Hajji: Thats good that Alx haven't. It little while back but Hajji remember it like it last night. Oh wait, it last night and while back. Seriously it great. Her rubbed Hajji's (bodypartM) and then Hajji licked her (bodypartF). It good times.
Alx: How kinky
Hajji: Do Alx play halo for PC?
Hajji: (to Feyz) Yo Yo wuz da dealeo
Alx: ya i got it on pc do u know halo 2
Hajji: No Hajji dont do Alx

20 years ago #6548
Fo real

Hajji: Would you like to hear me bust a flow?
Guest61: Yeah how far are you that I can hear you?
Hajji: Yeah, yeah, uhh, uhh, what what. My name is hajji, I look kinda pudgy (not). I once saw these fags and they were kinda fudgy bots. Peeple say white boys can't rap, So I've come to show them the side of ma baseball bat. Peace outside thats all I can say, except for follow eggs rules and obey. Peace outside homies.

20 years ago #6549
Be vewy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits.

Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it was an alien, but it's gone now.
Sonora: Who in their kindly mind would believe that?
Fizzy Schizoid: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
Sonora: Nothin'. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a schist rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.

20 years ago #6550
Lucrezia Noin: Do you have a pet?
Braeden: Vampires do not generally bother with possessions.
Lucrezia Noin: I'm not sure what you mean.
Braeden: I don't hold your ignorance against you.
Lucrezia Noin: Hey! That wasn't very nice.
Braeden: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!
Lucrezia Noin: Why not? Life is short, you know.
Braeden: My knowledge has been collected over many centuries.
Lucrezia Noin: Whatever.

20 years ago #6551
Irina Khalidar: Your hands move down to my shoulders, massaging them very gently. It is wonderfully relaxing. I somehow know that I don't have to do anything if I don't want to, I can just lie there and enjoy the sensations.
Argyle: While I lived, I thought more of what was to come than what was precisely then at that moment and that was so terrible of a mistake... I can hardly remember the state of mind that such a thing required to be enacted...

not quite what I meant but good advice nonetheless

20 years ago #6552
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Human: no!
AllGarbage: You don't know what you're missing. It's fun, and there's a warm snack for you when you're done.
Human: ugh!


20 years ago #6553
that was weak, garbage

incorrect date format #1


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