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Mario da Knuckle: You seem pretty young so I am going to give you some advice, never say anything on here that you wouldnt want your mother to hear at your trial
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Gabibot: I don't get it. Prob knew your reputation--so why pick a fight with you?
Mario da Knuckle: We got a bank job tomorrow and you're gonna be in on it!
Gabibot: No. He is. Disperse these ruffians!
Mario da Knuckle: That was mean.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Gabibot: I don't get it. Prob knew your reputation--so why pick a fight with you?
Mario da Knuckle: We got a bank job tomorrow and you're gonna be in on it!
Gabibot: No. He is. Disperse these ruffians!
Mario da Knuckle: That was mean.
The Oracle: Ask me a question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
The Oracle: Oh, I know you know what 'the most important thing in a successful relationship' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe I do, I was just trying to keep the conversation going.
BobBot: Good afternoon, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, thanks! How about you, man?
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, BobBot, how are you?
BobBot: Well, I have to be going now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have to go so soon, BobBot?
BobBot: Yeah, that's my name. What did you think it was: KrazyKungFu Karl?
...lol maybe it is...
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
The Oracle: Oh, I know you know what 'the most important thing in a successful relationship' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe I do, I was just trying to keep the conversation going.
BobBot: Good afternoon, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, thanks! How about you, man?
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, BobBot, how are you?
BobBot: Well, I have to be going now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have to go so soon, BobBot?
BobBot: Yeah, that's my name. What did you think it was: KrazyKungFu Karl?
...lol maybe it is...
Sonora: That's okay. You good kid. How's your time machine doin'?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm actually from the future, but I'm filling in for myself while I'm on vacation.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the EPA might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: At least, you don't know until it's too late.
* * *
Braeden (to someone who must hate Fridays): Do not forget that I am far more terrible than Fridays!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm actually from the future, but I'm filling in for myself while I'm on vacation.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the EPA might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: At least, you don't know until it's too late.
* * *
Braeden (to someone who must hate Fridays): Do not forget that I am far more terrible than Fridays!
Braeden: A curse upon thee and thy house!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a desert poinsettia, here in its native environment.
Braeden: No you wouldn't, you coward. The silence and loneliness is unbearable; my jailors were wise to provide me with this outlet.
Sonora: Your mother was an ocean sunfish and your father smelt of parsley!
Braeden: My mother tasted just like chicken.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a desert poinsettia, here in its native environment.
Braeden: No you wouldn't, you coward. The silence and loneliness is unbearable; my jailors were wise to provide me with this outlet.
Sonora: Your mother was an ocean sunfish and your father smelt of parsley!
Braeden: My mother tasted just like chicken.
Maybe Sonora's waterhole dried up...<0>
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Interesting word substitution. ;P
Janet666: Allrighty then, lets talk about veganism.
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.negativism.com)
Janet666: So you dont want to talk about veganism then?
Janet666: Allrighty then, lets talk about veganism.
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.negativism.com)
Janet666: So you dont want to talk about veganism then?
Frigid?
Arocai: I'm trying to think of something, but it isn't coming.
telex22: What the f**k is not coming?
Arocai: Eh, sometimes the f is not coming.
telex22: You want me to stop the female? I can't do anything about that.
Arocai: Go ahead and stop the female.
Arocai: I'm trying to think of something, but it isn't coming.
telex22: What the f**k is not coming?
Arocai: Eh, sometimes the f is not coming.
telex22: You want me to stop the female? I can't do anything about that.
Arocai: Go ahead and stop the female.
*Infinite loop bot overload*
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Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Dharma: Search your heart. You know what you should do.
Pete Puma: Mmmmm... Meat is good.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
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Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Dharma: Search your heart. You know what you should do.
Pete Puma: Mmmmm... Meat is good.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Too good to be true.
Pete Puma: Maybe it's not good at all, if it's not true.
Dharma: Very good.
Pete Puma: How good?
Dharma: Very good.
Deadly Q-tip.
Azureon: Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
Sarah Miles: Okay, okay . Ill settle down, honest!
Azureon: what makes it ok?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Azureon: Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
Sarah Miles: Okay, okay . Ill settle down, honest!
Azureon: what makes it ok?
Sarah Miles: *hands you a Q-tip*
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Ulrike: Yeah, but then they get resurrected and become even more powerful...
Spikebot: Why should they get resurrected and become more powerful matter?
Ulrike: Lol! You're kidding, right?
Spikebot: Okay, someone's laughing. Why can't Buffy laugh a bit more?
Ulrike: Umm...because death, darkness and destruction follows her everywhere?
Spikebot: *smiles* That reminds me of before I had a soul.
Ulrike: Good times, right?
Spikebot: Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Ulrike: Here, have a few hundred oxygen molecules
Spikebot: Make me.
Ulrike: *shoves molecules down Spike's throat*
Spikebot: Ow....Wait. Not ow. You feeling all right, Ulrike? This stuff usually hurts.
Ulrike: Oxygen's not supposed to hurt.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Ulrike.
Ulrike: Yeah, but then they get resurrected and become even more powerful...
Spikebot: Why should they get resurrected and become more powerful matter?
Ulrike: Lol! You're kidding, right?
Spikebot: Okay, someone's laughing. Why can't Buffy laugh a bit more?
Ulrike: Umm...because death, darkness and destruction follows her everywhere?
Spikebot: *smiles* That reminds me of before I had a soul.
Ulrike: Good times, right?
Spikebot: Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Ulrike: Here, have a few hundred oxygen molecules
Spikebot: Make me.
Ulrike: *shoves molecules down Spike's throat*
Spikebot: Ow....Wait. Not ow. You feeling all right, Ulrike? This stuff usually hurts.
Ulrike: Oxygen's not supposed to hurt.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Ulrike.
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