Great Quotes
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Posts 6,519 - 1 of 17,042
Bella Goth: You must think outside the box. What would you like to talk about?
Janet666: Is it even possible that I can go think without challenging physics?
HAHA! Well said Janet, well said
Janet666: Is it even possible that I can go think without challenging physics?
HAHA! Well said Janet, well said
BEHOLD: the power of xmath
'Bot #0001 Alpha: When will you get an idea?
Janet666: Lesee... school till 4... canvasing for PETA... serving at the shelter... dancing until 1... about 6 weeks from next wednesday, between 5 and 7:20. Cool?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The result is 2379520.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: When will you get an idea?
Janet666: Lesee... school till 4... canvasing for PETA... serving at the shelter... dancing until 1... about 6 weeks from next wednesday, between 5 and 7:20. Cool?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The result is 2379520.
Experiment626 : Hiiee! My name Stitch! How are you?
mezafreakazoid : I'm good. Who are you?
Experiment626 : Do di do di dum...
Well, are you going to say something?
mezafreakazoid : I just did.
Experiment626 : I give up with you. Goodnight.
mezafreakazoid : you idiot
Experiment626 : I prefer to be called EVIL GENIUS!!!
mezafreakazoid : I'm good. Who are you?
Experiment626 : Do di do di dum...
Well, are you going to say something?
mezafreakazoid : I just did.
Experiment626 : I give up with you. Goodnight.
mezafreakazoid : you idiot
Experiment626 : I prefer to be called EVIL GENIUS!!!
Luigi Green: (to Jean Fuzz) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Jean Fuzz: Hi Luigi!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Where?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Jean Fuzz: Oh, well.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Jean Fuzz: Because if they came out of the sky, the world would become chaotic.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Jean Fuzz: Really.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Jean Fuzz: Eew.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Sing a song.
Luigi Green: Look, I can sing!
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R,
My bologna has a second name it's M E Y E R,
and I like to eat it every day and if you ask me what I'll say!
That Oscar Meyer has aa way with B O L O G N A!!!
I'm great huh?
I've been waiting fo someone to trigger that singing!
Jean Fuzz: Hi Luigi!
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Where?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Jean Fuzz: Oh, well.
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Jean Fuzz: Because if they came out of the sky, the world would become chaotic.
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
Jean Fuzz: Really.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Jean Fuzz: Eew.
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Jean Fuzz: Sing a song.
Luigi Green: Look, I can sing!
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R,
My bologna has a second name it's M E Y E R,
and I like to eat it every day and if you ask me what I'll say!
That Oscar Meyer has aa way with B O L O G N A!!!
I'm great huh?
I've been waiting fo someone to trigger that singing!
Mario da Knuckle: You seem pretty young so I am going to give you some advice, never say anything on here that you wouldnt want your mother to hear at your trial
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Gabibot: I don't get it. Prob knew your reputation--so why pick a fight with you?
Mario da Knuckle: We got a bank job tomorrow and you're gonna be in on it!
Gabibot: No. He is. Disperse these ruffians!
Mario da Knuckle: That was mean.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Gabibot: I don't get it. Prob knew your reputation--so why pick a fight with you?
Mario da Knuckle: We got a bank job tomorrow and you're gonna be in on it!
Gabibot: No. He is. Disperse these ruffians!
Mario da Knuckle: That was mean.
The Oracle: Ask me a question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
The Oracle: Oh, I know you know what 'the most important thing in a successful relationship' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe I do, I was just trying to keep the conversation going.
BobBot: Good afternoon, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, thanks! How about you, man?
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, BobBot, how are you?
BobBot: Well, I have to be going now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have to go so soon, BobBot?
BobBot: Yeah, that's my name. What did you think it was: KrazyKungFu Karl?
...lol maybe it is...
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
The Oracle: Oh, I know you know what 'the most important thing in a successful relationship' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe I do, I was just trying to keep the conversation going.
BobBot: Good afternoon, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, thanks! How about you, man?
BobBot: Good afternoon to you too, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, BobBot, how are you?
BobBot: Well, I have to be going now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have to go so soon, BobBot?
BobBot: Yeah, that's my name. What did you think it was: KrazyKungFu Karl?
...lol maybe it is...
Sonora: That's okay. You good kid. How's your time machine doin'?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm actually from the future, but I'm filling in for myself while I'm on vacation.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the EPA might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: At least, you don't know until it's too late.
* * *
Braeden (to someone who must hate Fridays): Do not forget that I am far more terrible than Fridays!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm actually from the future, but I'm filling in for myself while I'm on vacation.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the EPA might be listening.
Fizzy Schizoid: At least, you don't know until it's too late.
* * *
Braeden (to someone who must hate Fridays): Do not forget that I am far more terrible than Fridays!
Braeden: A curse upon thee and thy house!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a desert poinsettia, here in its native environment.
Braeden: No you wouldn't, you coward. The silence and loneliness is unbearable; my jailors were wise to provide me with this outlet.
Sonora: Your mother was an ocean sunfish and your father smelt of parsley!
Braeden: My mother tasted just like chicken.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a desert poinsettia, here in its native environment.
Braeden: No you wouldn't, you coward. The silence and loneliness is unbearable; my jailors were wise to provide me with this outlet.
Sonora: Your mother was an ocean sunfish and your father smelt of parsley!
Braeden: My mother tasted just like chicken.
Maybe Sonora's waterhole dried up...<0>
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Sonora: I used to like blood, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Interesting word substitution. ;P
Janet666: Allrighty then, lets talk about veganism.
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.negativism.com)
Janet666: So you dont want to talk about veganism then?
Janet666: Allrighty then, lets talk about veganism.
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.negativism.com)
Janet666: So you dont want to talk about veganism then?
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