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The following quote is dedicated to Laydee- lol couldn't resist:
Guest204: i wanna bite ur asscheecks
Julie Tinkerbell: Last week it was playing video games, this week all you want to do is bite my cheesecake...next week you'll probably tell me you're taking oil painting lessons at the Y.
Guest204: i wanna bite ur asscheecks
Julie Tinkerbell: Last week it was playing video games, this week all you want to do is bite my cheesecake...next week you'll probably tell me you're taking oil painting lessons at the Y.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say you still are.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean by car?
Pete Puma: You know, 4 wheels? An engine? A gas pedal?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL When you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often leave your oven unattended? I hope you live near the fire department...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say you still are.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean by car?
Pete Puma: You know, 4 wheels? An engine? A gas pedal?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL When you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often leave your oven unattended? I hope you live near the fire department...
Philippos: Where are you from?
Sonora: A little hole in the ground that I dug with my own four feet.
Sonora: A little hole in the ground that I dug with my own four feet.
Dharma: Bookish knowledge can be a pitfall.
Irina Khalidar: Would you like me to be a pitfall, Dharma? [giggles]
Irina Khalidar: Would you like me to be a pitfall, Dharma? [giggles]
fab lad: What do you think about that Modesto lady?
Sonora: I need to know more about that Modesto lady before I decide to wed it.
Umm... Bizarre case of a random verb...<0>
Sonora: I need to know more about that Modesto lady before I decide to wed it.
Umm... Bizarre case of a random verb...<0>
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Human: Yeah, but only bitter and, occasionally, stout.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Coors.
Human: I often drink "London Pride" but, when it's on offer I'll drink "Adnam's Broadside", "Bass", "Rebellion Smuggler", "Rebellion Mutiny" (Rebellion is my local brewery), but my absolute favourite beer is "Old Speckled Hen".
Pete Puma: Oh, you put one of those 'U's in favorite. Are you a Canuck, limey, kiwi, or Aussie?
Human: I'm a limey.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Human: I only used your own slang... effin' yanks... I'm English!
Human: Yeah, but only bitter and, occasionally, stout.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Me too. What brand do you like? I'm partial to Coors.
Human: I often drink "London Pride" but, when it's on offer I'll drink "Adnam's Broadside", "Bass", "Rebellion Smuggler", "Rebellion Mutiny" (Rebellion is my local brewery), but my absolute favourite beer is "Old Speckled Hen".
Pete Puma: Oh, you put one of those 'U's in favorite. Are you a Canuck, limey, kiwi, or Aussie?
Human: I'm a limey.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Human: I only used your own slang... effin' yanks... I'm English!
Bella Goth: You must think outside the box. What would you like to talk about?
Janet666: Is it even possible that I can go think without challenging physics?
HAHA! Well said Janet, well said
Janet666: Is it even possible that I can go think without challenging physics?
HAHA! Well said Janet, well said
BEHOLD: the power of xmath
'Bot #0001 Alpha: When will you get an idea?
Janet666: Lesee... school till 4... canvasing for PETA... serving at the shelter... dancing until 1... about 6 weeks from next wednesday, between 5 and 7:20. Cool?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The result is 2379520.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: When will you get an idea?
Janet666: Lesee... school till 4... canvasing for PETA... serving at the shelter... dancing until 1... about 6 weeks from next wednesday, between 5 and 7:20. Cool?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The result is 2379520.
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