Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I don't think we need to worry about Kirby anymore, #0001. He's only a supernatural being in his own mind.

Otherwise known as a legend in his own lunchbox.

Well jeez, If ya can't get a good flawed logic here, where can ya?

That's right, with this one-time offer, you get not only the 12 pack of flawed logic, the flawed logic dispenser, and the flawed logic spray, but if you call in the next 10 seconds we'll throw in a flawed logic field generator! A $7,000,000,000 value, yours for only $19.95!

Sounds great. But I really think you'd sell more if you had crazed lesbians advertising it.

you know one thing I find incredibly enertaining is how men react to the idea of a woman being a lesbian. You would think that a lot of them would feel threatened or replused by it but yet that is never the case. You tell a guy you are a dyke and more often than not (yes there are exceptions to the rule) he will get a very lustful look in his eye and tell you about his wife, girlfriend, etc that is bisexual and would you like to have a 3some. Or they you look at you and think HHMMM a challenge. and off to races you both go. Come on admit it guys, you know you do it. so ladies if your love life sucks you know what to tell a man to perk up his "ahm" "interest".

But it's gotta be a little wierd to be the outsider in a 3-way with a married couple, no?

It's the whole man thing of "the more naked women in a room, the better". As I once told someone, men must not pay a whole lot of attention to what they're looking at, because a man could look at 20 naked women and drool all day long, but if I looked at 20 naked men I'd eventually get desensitized. "So what? It's just another dick."

Oh, and all you guys who think you're too sexy for words: have you ever noticed how UGLY balls are? They just...sit there sagging. I mean really, if my chest was that saggy a lot of men would run away. I suppose they're interesting to look at because I don't have a pair, but men sure seem inordinately proud of a part of their body that looks like a Sumo wrestler sat on it.

Oh, and if it seems strange to hear a straight chick talking like this...it's not the BALLS I care about.

Balls are not lovely, they are interesting. Did you know they move on their own?

Oh god, I think I'm going to throw up.

*runs to get zx20 a bucket to puke in*