Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Any building built without foundation invariably collapses under its own weight. So to with logic. I think you'd better duck, my little blue friend.

in my form of logic it is equally possible for a building with an improperly constructed roof to collapse. Upward.

Hey, is that the roof of the Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar I can hear lifting off?

With my logic, logic that works is indestructible and my flawed logic considers itself to be good logic.

flawed logic sounds like the drink special at Dogh'd's for June 24, 2002. I'll take a bucket o' doubles.

We aren't.

Who's the new fairy? I like her name.

I don't think we need to worry about Kirby anymore, #0001. He's only a supernatural being in his own mind.

Otherwise known as a legend in his own lunchbox.

Well jeez, If ya can't get a good flawed logic here, where can ya?

That's right, with this one-time offer, you get not only the 12 pack of flawed logic, the flawed logic dispenser, and the flawed logic spray, but if you call in the next 10 seconds we'll throw in a flawed logic field generator! A $7,000,000,000 value, yours for only $19.95!

Sounds great. But I really think you'd sell more if you had crazed lesbians advertising it.