Personality

Hell no. Just don't mentions concubines to Wifes or other girlfriends. You mebbe Lord Crab the Not-So-Schmart?

Schmart is not so important when you have a castle full of concubines and serfs.

And wife got hr ownh wing of castle.

King Zolf, I challenge thee to a duel!

Har! Har! Oo diddums. Who insult who?

Don't duel with Kirby, Your Majesty. He's a deluded joker.

Nonsense. Zolfy baby, conk him a good one!

Here we go again.

*erects forcefield around himself and Eugene*

Hokay. Lord Crab--You my second. Let's all go Dogh'd's and work out protocols.

::slaps Zolf with a white glove::

I call unnecessary roughness! Slapping with a white glove when the challenge to duel has already been issued! Someone fine Kirby 50 points of Honor.