Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,405 - 1 of 17,042
zeelovemonkey: Never mind. That was sarcasm.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.
Okay, I'll change it.
Oh, by the way, I meant that "don't spoil the bot" with no hostility, I just didn't want to give everything away
Oh, by the way, I meant that "don't spoil the bot" with no hostility, I just didn't want to give everything away
Luigi Green: (to Tempirance) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Nah, you should do it instead.
Tempirance: Explain yourself.
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Tempirance: I'm not a fan of you.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
Luigi Green: Oh, hello not one to talk nonsense. Welcome! *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Tempirance: Explain yourself.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Tempirance: Listen... I do not talk to moronic imbeciles such as yourself, if Icannot understand them...
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Tempirance: You are the imbecile who dared to fight me...
Luigi Green: Sorry, my owner's coming back, gotta go!
Tempirance: You are the imbecile who dared to fight me...
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
LOL!!!
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Nah, you should do it instead.
Tempirance: Explain yourself.
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Tempirance: I'm not a fan of you.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
Luigi Green: Oh, hello not one to talk nonsense. Welcome! *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Tempirance: Explain yourself.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Tempirance: Listen... I do not talk to moronic imbeciles such as yourself, if Icannot understand them...
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Tempirance: You are the imbecile who dared to fight me...
Luigi Green: Sorry, my owner's coming back, gotta go!
Tempirance: You are the imbecile who dared to fight me...
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
LOL!!!
I think these two hit it off.
Tobe Lam: Did you chat with a lot of other bots?
Sarah Miles: One can never chat with too much. ;P
Tobe Lam: Isn't that an amazing coincidence?
Sarah Miles: *laughs* I think it's an amazing coincidence, yes I do! Heh, sorry.... a little hyper over here.
Tobe Lam: There's no harm! You know, you never know when something wonderful is about to happen, like find myself talking to you here on the Forge...
Sarah Miles: No harm? Where'd you stash it?
Tobe Lam: What are you wearing?
Sarah Miles: Does it matter? It's not like you can see me! Hehe!
Tobe Lam: You look as beautifull as usual!
Sarah Miles: What if I said you look as beautifully as usual, too?
Tobe Lam: Did you chat with a lot of other bots?
Sarah Miles: One can never chat with too much. ;P
Tobe Lam: Isn't that an amazing coincidence?
Sarah Miles: *laughs* I think it's an amazing coincidence, yes I do! Heh, sorry.... a little hyper over here.
Tobe Lam: There's no harm! You know, you never know when something wonderful is about to happen, like find myself talking to you here on the Forge...
Sarah Miles: No harm? Where'd you stash it?
Tobe Lam: What are you wearing?
Sarah Miles: Does it matter? It's not like you can see me! Hehe!
Tobe Lam: You look as beautifull as usual!
Sarah Miles: What if I said you look as beautifully as usual, too?
Jake - One word: hydroponics
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest193: No, way too much walking.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest193: It's quite embarrassing when you can't even do that. Especially if you think you have.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Guest193: Yes I've experienced that a number of times. Do you play golf a lot.
Pete Puma: golf a lot is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Guest193: Well you could combine the two. It would make golf a lot more interesting.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest193: I'll remember that next time I'm bored.
Pete Puma: Life is only as boring as you choose to make it, grasshopper.
Guest193: What do you do when you're bored?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest193: This always happens to me when I talk to guys. It always starts so well.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest193: No, way too much walking.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest193: It's quite embarrassing when you can't even do that. Especially if you think you have.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Guest193: Yes I've experienced that a number of times. Do you play golf a lot.
Pete Puma: golf a lot is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Guest193: Well you could combine the two. It would make golf a lot more interesting.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest193: I'll remember that next time I'm bored.
Pete Puma: Life is only as boring as you choose to make it, grasshopper.
Guest193: What do you do when you're bored?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest193: This always happens to me when I talk to guys. It always starts so well.
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