Great Quotes

Sonora: What would you like me to say instead?
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!

Queen Bot: Do you like to read? I love to read (when I can find the time).
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?

Jake -- what about water lillies?

they grow out of the land UNDER the water, stop spoiling the bot!

Do a web search on "floating plants". They exist.

*offers Luigi Green a whole box of chocolate covered grasshoppers*

Nah, I'm a strict hebavore, bugs (and other animal proteins) give me kidney failure.

Duckweed! Water hyacinth!

zeelovemonkey: Never mind. That was sarcasm.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.

Uh, seaweed? Lilly pads?

Okay, I'll change it.
Oh, by the way, I meant that "don't spoil the bot" with no hostility, I just didn't want to give everything away