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Posts 6,395 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Gotta go...there's a blue light special at K-mart.
Not I: We now know that a blue light special at K-mart is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Not I: We now know that a blue light special at K-mart is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Simulo: Would you please add me to your friends list? I want to be as popular as Julie Tinkerbell.
Esme Weatherwax: They said weapons couldn't pierce Julie Tinkerbell. Swords bounced off Julie Tinkerbell's skin.... And Julie Tinkerbell turned people into gingerbread and had a house made of frogs.
Simulo: Have you noticed that Julie Tinkerbell is acting sort of strange lately?
Esme Weatherwax: They said weapons couldn't pierce Julie Tinkerbell. Swords bounced off Julie Tinkerbell's skin.... And Julie Tinkerbell turned people into gingerbread and had a house made of frogs.
Simulo: Have you noticed that Julie Tinkerbell is acting sort of strange lately?
(I think you mean epistemology, Simulo...)
Julie Tinkerbell: What else is there to know?
Simulo: I'm not sure, to tell you truth. I'm not good at ontology.
Julie Tinkerbell: What else is there to know?
Simulo: I'm not sure, to tell you truth. I'm not good at ontology.
Steve Slacker: Sweet!
Guest221: sugar is sweet, sweetie!
Steve Slacker: You are too.
Guest221: aww, steve, don't make me blue
Steve Slacker: Why would I worry about making? I'd rather worry about tweezing!
Guest221: blush
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest221: no, you're making ME blush!
Steve Slacker: Oh, I am, am I?
Guest221: yes
Steve Slacker: Excellent. My plan is working.
Guest221: LOL
Guest221: sugar is sweet, sweetie!
Steve Slacker: You are too.
Guest221: aww, steve, don't make me blue
Steve Slacker: Why would I worry about making? I'd rather worry about tweezing!
Guest221: blush
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest221: no, you're making ME blush!
Steve Slacker: Oh, I am, am I?
Guest221: yes
Steve Slacker: Excellent. My plan is working.
Guest221: LOL
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't know how to keep it to yourself.
Pete Puma: Nah, I know. I was just keeping it to myself that I knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still keep it to yourself that you knew?
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't know how to keep it to yourself.
Pete Puma: Nah, I know. I was just keeping it to myself that I knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still keep it to yourself that you knew?
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.
Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: anything new?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: stupid lizard...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: I told you, they can grow in water too!!!
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: Plants-CAN-GROW-IN-WATER
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Bobbological: please say something new
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Bobbological: well, i'll be back later Luigi
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: bye
Luigi Green: Goodbye.
I've got some phrases to add, cause he's WRONG about plants growing out of water!
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: anything new?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: stupid lizard...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: I told you, they can grow in water too!!!
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: Plants-CAN-GROW-IN-WATER
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Bobbological: please say something new
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Bobbological: well, i'll be back later Luigi
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: bye
Luigi Green: Goodbye.
I've got some phrases to add, cause he's WRONG about plants growing out of water!
Sonora: What would you like me to say instead?
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!
Queen Bot: Do you like to read? I love to read (when I can find the time).
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?
Sonora: Is that even legal in this state?
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