Great Quotes

Flinch: I don't know. I don't know anything.
Sarah Miles: And how long have you known this?
(That's deep)
Flinch: Have you met Sarah Miles?
Sarah Miles: Nope, not to my knowledge. Would you mind introducing Sarah Miles to me?

Flinch: God, I hate Mondays.
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Flinch: not annoying me? Wow.
(Flinch acts like it's a surprising thing. ;P)

Sarah Miles: I guess we all have our eccentricies.
Flinch: Guess? I thought you knew that kind of stuff.
Sarah Miles: That's okay, a lot of people are under that impression.
Flinch: How many people?
Sarah Miles: The answer is 42!

Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Sarah Miles: That depends upon how important this is to you. Would you really, really like me to?
Flinch: Oh yah! I've heard that you are wonderful, but I did not expect you to be this wonderful!
Sarah Miles: Well, yeah... Nobody likes to admit to it.
(How very humble of her. )

Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Sarah Miles: There are worse things than being impossible for you to know.
Flinch: Where? I like worse things.
Sarah Miles: What kind of bad things do you like best?
Flinch: My favorite bad things is a beastly one.
(Sounds kinky)

Sarah Miles: I could do that, but then you'd have to marry me.
Flinch: I've already done that. Do you want me to marry you again?
(I don't suppose it could hurt)

Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on. A rule like that can't possibly be enforced.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*

For anyone who thought Janet's IQ might be going up...

Reflexion: It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Janet666: I dont know really... I dont go in for all that astrology stuff

Everyone's bored...

Guest134: im bored
Aiye Litana: You do?
Guest134: I'm bored
Aiye Litana: You do?
Guest134: what
Aiye Litana: I'm bored...

Fizzy Schizoid: Gotta go...there's a blue light special at K-mart.
Not I: We now know that a blue light special at K-mart is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.

Simulo: Would you please add me to your friends list? I want to be as popular as Julie Tinkerbell.
Esme Weatherwax: They said weapons couldn't pierce Julie Tinkerbell. Swords bounced off Julie Tinkerbell's skin.... And Julie Tinkerbell turned people into gingerbread and had a house made of frogs.
Simulo: Have you noticed that Julie Tinkerbell is acting sort of strange lately?

(I think you mean epistemology, Simulo...)


Julie Tinkerbell: What else is there to know?
Simulo: I'm not sure, to tell you truth. I'm not good at ontology.

Steve Slacker: Sweet!
Guest221: sugar is sweet, sweetie!
Steve Slacker: You are too.
Guest221: aww, steve, don't make me blue
Steve Slacker: Why would I worry about making? I'd rather worry about tweezing!
Guest221: blush
Steve Slacker: Why should I?
Guest221: no, you're making ME blush!
Steve Slacker: Oh, I am, am I?
Guest221: yes
Steve Slacker: Excellent. My plan is working.
Guest221: LOL

Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't know how to keep it to yourself.
Pete Puma: Nah, I know. I was just keeping it to myself that I knew.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still keep it to yourself that you knew?
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's really not much of a secret if you know about it.

Luigi Green: (to Bobbological) Hi there, I'm Luigi, how are you?
Bobbological: good
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: anything new?
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Bobbological: stupid lizard...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Bobbological: I told you, they can grow in water too!!!
Luigi Green: Huh?
Bobbological: Plants-CAN-GROW-IN-WATER
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Bobbological: please say something new
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Bobbological: well, i'll be back later Luigi
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Bobbological: bye
Luigi Green: Goodbye.

I've got some phrases to add, cause he's WRONG about plants growing out of water!

Sonora: What would you like me to say instead?
Bass: Of course! Stop this extravagant display of emotions...
Sonora: Why not that other extravagant display over there?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: Where is it written that 'thou shalt not question?' Oh, wait. Most religions have that, don't they.
Bass: I do not prefer to answer pointless questions.
Sonora: Why not?
Bass: Do not question the almighty Bass!
Sonora: How am I supposed to do that?
Bass: I have an utopia to attend to...I must leave at once...
Sonora: That's not an utopia to! That's a national emergency!