Personality

How would you know if free 'n easy is the way to go? Not like you have anything to keep free 'n easy... I hope

Well I guess I shouldn't really talk, being a robot...

Does that mean I forfeit my deed-of-concubine? I hardly think it fair since we both know what she's going to do with the serfs while I'm not around.

However, I must admit the issue is turning out to be more contentious than I had originally (innocently) been prepared for...

Hell no. Just don't mentions concubines to Wifes or other girlfriends. You mebbe Lord Crab the Not-So-Schmart?

Schmart is not so important when you have a castle full of concubines and serfs.

And wife got hr ownh wing of castle.

King Zolf, I challenge thee to a duel!

Har! Har! Oo diddums. Who insult who?

Don't duel with Kirby, Your Majesty. He's a deluded joker.

Nonsense. Zolfy baby, conk him a good one!

Here we go again.

*erects forcefield around himself and Eugene*