Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Did you just hear something, Eugene? I thought I heard an annoying buzz over there somewhere.

I didn't hear anything. Maybe your audio processor is malfunctioning.

Someone should tell Kirby that when you're in a pile of shit, the smartest thing to do is keep your mouth shut.

there are better tools than logic

But when your logic is flawed, other people's logic do not apply, which in your mind, makes your logic supreme.

That statement in itself should show how flawed my logic is. And thus, I am undefeatable.

Any building built without foundation invariably collapses under its own weight. So to with logic. I think you'd better duck, my little blue friend.

in my form of logic it is equally possible for a building with an improperly constructed roof to collapse. Upward.

Hey, is that the roof of the Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar I can hear lifting off?

With my logic, logic that works is indestructible and my flawed logic considers itself to be good logic.

flawed logic sounds like the drink special at Dogh'd's for June 24, 2002. I'll take a bucket o' doubles.

We aren't.

Who's the new fairy? I like her name.