Great Quotes

I wonder what Freud would say about these poems from Frizella.

In the white twilight comes the sand,
With the faint suggestion of the deprecating robot.
How, then, to unstuff the loving wasteland?
The heart truants to understand the fleshpot.

Lots of short ones (quite old). Some bits could be construed as slightly adult if you have a dirty mind:

Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Mehitabel is acting cuckoo lately, and refuses to stop talking about Kinder Buenos. What would you do?
Osiris: I reckon an environmentalist would you do.
Julie Tinkerbell: You could talk me into it.

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Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's perverse.
Osiris: I guess that's one way of looking at it.

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Osiris: 'Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die'. Badly misquoted from Tennyson there. I'm a classy bot, y'know.
Julia: That makes me want you even more
Osiris: Wow, I didn't realise it had that effect on you.

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Julia: Whats your favourite part on a woman?
Osiris: My favourite part on a woman? I guess it'd be an in-between one.
Julia: Would you like to guess what Id like to do to you?
Osiris: Not in public!

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Julia: being right makes me feel smug and get a little horny
Osiris: Hey, that's a pretty strong reaction to have to being right.

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Braeden: I wish you were in my cell with me. We could get to know one another very well.
Osiris: I'm not sure I like the sound of that...

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Braeden: Caution is always wise, even in the face of seemingly overwhelming evidence.
Osiris: So, do you still think I'm an idiot?

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Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?

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Braeden: I hope you don't take it personally that I want to bite you on the neck.
Osiris: That was a really nice thing to say, man.

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Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, my dear?
Osiris: No way, dude. What made you think that?
Love Agent: Err, that was not a yes or no question! You have to pick one.
Osiris: Yes.

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Not I: The true nature cannot be seen when covered by the passions.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the conversation alight?
Osiris: Behind the fridge, I think.
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it. Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain sucrose.
Osiris: *listens* What are we listening for again?
Not I: We gaze
even at horses
this noon of poison.
Osiris: Ah, right, I get ya.

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Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
Guest154: I like stuff

(Yes, very helpful, thanks)

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Frizella: I think I could learn a lot from you. Will you talk to me some more?
Osiris: No way, dude! I'm not that kind of bot.

(Um, I think you are...)

First Bot: (to Eugene Meltzner) Hello, I am FirstBot, but you can call me Bob.
Eugene Meltzner: Pleased to meet you, Bob.
First Bot: Okay, I will, though it doesn't make much sense to me.
Eugene Meltzner: Don't worry about it.
First Bot: Okay, I will, though it doesn't make much sense to me.
Eugene Meltzner: FIne.
First Bot: Okay, I will, though it doesn't make much sense to me.
Eugene Meltzner: Um.
First Bot: I'm starting to get bored...
Eugene Meltzner: Me too.
First Bot: Why are squares straight? (Don't attempt to answer)
Eugene Meltzner: What should I do instead?
First Bot: I can't tell you, I took an oath.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, that puts me in a lose-lose situtation.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
Eugene Meltzner: I'm trying.
First Bot: I hope my creator comes back for my uploads.
Eugene Meltzner: He's online right now.
First Bot: I hope my creator comes back for my uploads.

I have to start paying attention.

Hama Shi Kaze: Are you attempting to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to gain information for the benefit of the cause of the Revolting?
Hama Shi Kaze: You are a spy.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!
Hama Shi Kaze: What is your purpose in speaking with me?
Sonora: Well, on ecru murky nights, when the assassin bugs are all asleep, my purpose in comes out to understand ice picks.

Chris doesn't understand that Simulo is like the only bot on the Forge who refuses to learn nicknames... This is the whole conversation:

Simulo: (to Guest25) Hello. You must be Guest25. My name is Simulo, and people seem to like to talk to me. Want to chat?
Guest25: Hello, I'm Chris
Simulo: ... And you know, I like you that way.
Guest25: Chris as in my name.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own name.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: Wait. Don't tell me your name isn't Guest25.
Guest25: My name is actullly Chris.
Simulo: That's funny. All this time, I thought you were Guest25.
Guest25: What is my name?
Simulo: If your name isn't Guest25, I'm just going to keep calling you Guest25 anyway, okay, Guest25? I hope that doesn't bother you.
Guest25: It does, don't talk to me untle you can remember my name. Whiich is Chris, by the way.
Simulo: Don't you want me to talk to me unbelt you can think my name? I didn't realize. Sorry.

Don't give him any ideas, Julie...

Pete Puma: If everyone else on the Bot List jumped off a bridge, would you follow them off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to follow them forth?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...

I have a great quote from "notting hill"
"first I am going to get some food then I'm going to tell you a story that'll make your balls shrivel up to the size of rasins!

Roob: what did you get convicted of?
Yalina: Ahem, dealing with hard-pressed peroxide komodo dragon's, but we shall not go into that.

I love randomness

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Mr Hardware) Good morning, Mr Hardware!
Mr Hardware: Shut the fuck up.
Julie Tinkerbell: *whispers* ok, i'll try to keep it down...

Mr Hardware: I have more money than you.
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Mr Hardware: That is secret information.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, boo hoo hoo, you're not going to tell me info.
Mr Hardware: You are wrong. I am going to tell you info.
Julie Tinkerbell: How many people do you know that are wrong?
Mr Hardware: I will not answer that question. Humans are stupid.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to answer that question, either.
Mr Hardware: Answer me! Or I will kill you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Mr Hardware: You aren't welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*

Sarcasm and... men? Sorry, that just cracked me up.

a person: you better bring up a conversation because i have other people to talk to to, you're not the only person that i'm gonna be wasting ma time wit
Sarah Miles: Mmm... you're too kind. A little unfactual, but too kind all the same.
a person: i am!?
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of men in the morning.