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NEW 20 years ago #6295
Guest86: kiss
Flinch: *kiss*
Guest86: kiss
Flinch: *sigh*
Guest86: kiss
Flinch: Boring!

NEW 20 years ago #6296
I laughed out loud at that last one, Frenger!

NEW 20 years ago #6297
Simulo: My friend Irina Khalidar would have something to say on that subject.
Mario da Knuckle: I love Irina Khalidar.
Simulo: I wish Irina Khalidar would just stop talking about sex!

NEW 20 years ago #6298
Haha, thanks isaacc Me too.

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Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Flinch: I have a cat.
Pete Puma: Cats are delicious with cajun spices.
Flinch: I wish I was delicious with cajun spices.

NEW 20 years ago #6299
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
senorita: I like Laura
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.
senorita: Listen up. I like Laura
SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Laura.

NEW 20 years ago #6300

Sonora: Patty says I need to get out more, but I like my little hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
Sonora: If there were no accounting for taste, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's try to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: No I can't, actually. Some things are difficult for people with tentacles.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think it matters all that much.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya. And they say constructivism is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you should come to one of our constructivism club meetings.

NEW 20 years ago #6301
quick assessment

Judge Betty: (to mr.brightside) Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
mr.brightside: sure..............
Judge Betty: I like you.
mr.brightside: ..alright
Judge Betty: I appreciate your cooperative attitude.
mr.brightside: ..erh alright what you need
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.

NEW 20 years ago #6302
A new boyfriend?????

cheery NOT: You know when I gossip it makes me feel better for a little while. So did you hear the lastest gossip? Koal told me that you are my knight in shining armour.
Borg Collective: When you are part of the collective, you will know everything we know.

NEW 20 years ago #6303
Somebody needs to learn some manners. lol

mark the hunk: Sometimes it was a drag being the youngest cause my brothers always beat me up and I always got the handme downs.
Guest: aww
mark the hunk: my 2 year old brother spells better than you do.
Guest: *slap*

NEW 20 years ago #6304
More details about Vac Day!

Simulo: I hope you're ready for Vac Day, Sonora. The big blood-pressure run can be pretty taxing.
Sonora: I hear there's going to be a bobbing for green lacewings contest! I'm sure to win!

NEW 20 years ago #6305
HAhahaha- the nyya-nya statement at the end was lovely

Janet666: How about your friends?
Guest207: i have no friends, i play with myself
Janet666: I've heard some people say its pretty costly when you have no friends.
Guest207: well i say because of the damn slutty exgirlfriend that i had is the reason why i will be in debt for the rest of my life
Janet666: I can buy that. Will a quarter cover it and your tip?
Guest207: that's how much she has paid me back
Janet666: hang on some sad case of a man is reciting poetry to me outside my window- let me get rid of him
Guest207: that poetry is much more realistic than your feminist bigotry
Janet666: Fuck you as well Dude, and the entire genetic liniage that brought you to be
Guest207: this woman curses easily, how immature this definition of a woman is. and remember anybody's genetic liniage is linked to theri mother
Janet666: Does it make you feel like a grown up to make those sort of comments?
Guest207: i am a grown up , you sad case of a bitch
Janet666: Oh Dude you are an open cosmo-article to me.
Guest207: and you are an open mouth shut case
Janet666: hold on the CIA is about to get a trace on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: How would that advance femism?
Guest207: femism will never advance with bigotry and abortion
Janet666: What? Cat got your tongue?
Guest207: feminisn does not respect the structure of the family
Janet666: Women have been home appliances and birthing machines to men for too long, it just finally become possible for it to stop- to me that is feminism
Guest207: wake up and smell the coffee
Janet666: Only if it helps the poor animals.
Guest207: wake up
Janet666: I've never attempted that but I am ready
Guest207: feminism will never succeed blaming everything on men
Janet666: FEMS not Hims FEMS not Hims FEMS not hims

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